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Queenie Maraschino

"I LIKE WINE"

About Me

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I like fruit with a positive attitude...

MOSTLY HEARD SAYING:

"AAAAHAHAHAHA" "WHAT?"

MOSTLY SEEN:

Smoking, dancing, drinking, sleeping, falling over in newsagents/in clubs/in the street with sambuca...

LIKES:

Singing in the street, green tea, subway sandwiches, eating tuna from the tin, Soulseek, Takeshi's Castle, boys/men/males, elderly people (especially couples), photography, ringing people when drunk, cats (and dogs if they are dressed up), skeletons/bones.

DOESN'T LIKE:

Snobby/ignorant/twatty/overly hyper/excitable/giddy people, dirty toilets, spiral staircases, the sound of bare feet rubbing along the carpet, slobbery dogs, cleaning up.

My Interests


YOU AND ME, THIS IS NOW, I like turning water into wine, and ressurecting myself around easter because the weather calls for it...(Can also ride bareback, can frisk a filly, can pole vault pole-cats, can can-can)...I live for: smoking, drinking, the dodgy looks recieved on public transport, leopard print everything, red lipstick, black eyeliner, fairy lights, leather jackets, big doc boots, headbands, sunglasses, bass guitar, laughing, swearing, and generally having a good time.....

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can control the forces of nature...and you 'cos you've had more shags than hot dinners...

Music:

I like shit like this...scuse the length
!!! (Chk Chk Chk), 10,000 Things, 22-20s, 586, 65DaysOfStatic, Aberfeldy, Adam And The Ants, Add N To (X), Adequate Seven, The Adicts, Adult, The Adverts, Aimee Mann, Akala, Amen, And What Will Be Left of Them?...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead, Aphex Twin, Art Brut, The Astro Zombies, B52s, Babes In Toyland, Bad Manners, Baroness, Batmobile, Be Your Own PET, The Bees, The BellRays, Biffy Clyro, The Big Bang, Bikini Kill, Bird Blobs, The Birthday Party, Black Flag, The Black Keys, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Black Wire, Blonde Redhead, The Blood Brothers, Boards Of Canada, Bob Dylan, BORIS, Brain Eaters, Burning Brides, Busta Rhymes, Calabrese, Cansei De Ser Sexy (CSS), CAPDOWN, CAPRICORNS, The Chalets, Charlottefield, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Chicks On Speed, Chris TT, Chuck, Ciccone, Circle Jerks, Comanechi, Copter, Converge, The Coral THE CRAMPS, Crass, Crime, The D4, Daisy Chainsaw, The Damned, Dance Hall Crashers, The Datsuns, Dead Boys, Deadboy And The Elephantmen, Dead Kings, Dead Pets, Deftones, Demented Are Go!, Descendents, THE DETROIT COBRAS, The Distillers, Dizzee Rascal, Do Make Say Think, Do Me Bad Things, The Dresden Dolls, Eagles Of Death Metal, Eels, THE EIGHTIES MATCHBOX B-LINE DISASTER, Electric Six (The Wildbunch, The Dirty Shame included) Ella Fitzgerald, ENGERICA, The Explosion, F-MINUS, The Fallout Trust, Fantomas, The Filaments, The Foamers, FORSTELLA FORD, Four Tet, Gallows, Giant Drag, Gin Palace, Girls On Top, Gogol Bordello, The Gossip, The Guillotines, Guns N Roses, GUTTER DEMONS, Help She Can't Swim, The Hippos, The Hokum Clones, Hole, HOOVER Horrorpops, Hot Chip, Howling Bells, Icarus Line, Indian Summer, Inner Terrestrials, Interpol, ISIS, Jared Louche And The Aliens, JEFF BUCKLEY, Jilted John, Joe Driscoll, John Lee Hooker, Kelis, Killa Kela, KILL KENADA, The King Blues, King Kurt, King Lizard, King Prawn, Kings Have Long Arms, Koffin Kats, Kylesa, L7, Ladyfuzz, Ladytron, Lamb, Laura Veirs, LCD Soundsystem, Le Tigre, Lee 'Scratch' Perry, Les Georges Leningrad, Liars, The Little Flames, The Long Blondes, Love Is All, LUNACHICKS, M.I.A, Machine Drum, Mad Caddies, Mad Sin, Magnet, Martin Grech,Martina Topley-Bird, THE MARTINI HENRY RIFLES, Mastodon, Mclusky, MC Pitman, Melissa Auf Der Maur, Melvins, Mika Miko, Million Dead, Minus, THE MISFITS, The Mobsters, MODEY LEMON, Moses Strongpeace And Lord Gorefinger, Motorhead, Moving Units, Mu, Mudhoney, DJ Muggs, Muse, The Mutts, Negative For Francis, Neils Children, Neurosis, New York Dolls, Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds, Nirvana, The Noisettes, Otep, Oxbow, Part Chimp, Peaches, The Peacocks, Peter Bjorn And John, Phinius Gage, PINK GREASE, PISSED JEANS, PIXIES, PJ Harvey, Poundaflesh, THE PRESETS, Prince, The Priscillas, Prodigy, Punish The Atom, Q And Not U, The Quakes, Queen, Queen Adreena, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, Radio 4, Radiohead, The Rakes, Rammstein, The Ramones, The Rapture, REGINA SPEKTOR, Rick James, Rival Schools, Rocket From The Crypt, Roots Manuva, The Sabres Of Paradise, Scratch Acid, Send More Paramedics, Sex Pistols, Sham 69, Shellac, Shora, Sick Of It All, Skinny Sumo, The Slackers, The Slits, SLINT, Snow White, Soledad Brothers, Sons And Daughters, Soulwax, Span, The Specials, Stray Cats, Sublime, Supergrass, The Swarm, System Of A Down, Test-Icicles, Theoretical Girl, Tom Vek, The Vandals, Tropics, Vanilla Nightmare, Vincent Vincent And The Villains, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Wander Phantom, We Will Be Pilots, Wet Dog, The White Stripes, X-Ray Spex, X Is Loaded, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yes Boss, Youjudas, Zombina And The Skeletones

Movies:



The Warriors, Grease, Requiem For A Dream, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Dead Man's Shoes, Spinal Tap, American History X, Bubba Ho-Tep, Almost Famous, Shaun Of The Dead, Wayne's World (1 & 2), Amelie, Battle Royale, Hook, Airheads, Moulin Rouge, Oliver!, Bugsy Malone, 28 Days Later, Run Lola Run, City Of God, Creep Killers, Death Becomes Her, Annie, Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead, Evil Dead, Trainspotting, The Lost Boys, Clockwork Orange, Demons..etc etc

Television:


Spaced, The Mighty Boosh, Flight Of The Conchords, The League Of Gentlemen, Big Train, The Young Ones, Brass Eye, Peep Show, Father Ted, Nighty Night, Nathan Barley, Frisky Dingo + most of the [Adult Swim] stuff, Snuff Box, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Black Books, Charlie Brookers Screenwipe...Oh and I love the comedians Steve Oram & Tom Meeten (aka Oram and Meeten)and Andrew Lawrence...

Books:

Clockwork Orange, High Fidelity, Kasper In The Glitter, Harry Potter ones...And "The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things" by J T Leroy...

Heroes:

Charlie Brooker, Robin and Barrington, Killface, Peter Pan Man, Faith The Dog, Nuff said...

My Blog

Oh my giddy fucking aunt...

Well mother, actually...Just got off the phone with the mum, she told me it rained today and there was a puddle in the garden...So she went and "paddled" in it barefoot...Then two men came round to ch...
Posted by Queenie Maraschino on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:50:00 PST

A conversation me and the mother once had...

(Me and mother were dicussing if my contact lenses would or wouldn't be ready by monday, and what would happen if they weren't)Me: "What do you think would happen if I walked into the opticians a...
Posted by Queenie Maraschino on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:14:00 PST

I like to indulge in a little art...

Dunno what this is...FingerpaintingXcore innit...And I did a flattering cartoon of meself...cos I'm a twot......
Posted by Queenie Maraschino on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:34:00 PST

A daft story I did a while ago...

Once upon a time there was a creature, it was the darkest twisted little bastard you ever saw. With cracked grey lips, black beady eyes, and nipples you could open a beer on. It also had a penchant fo...
Posted by Queenie Maraschino on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:43:00 PST

I strongly advise...

That you do not throw up in your own bed...It's like shitting on your doorstep...Only worse...A lot worse...
Posted by Queenie Maraschino on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:30:00 PST

This girl...

Was a bit crackers, she tried to order mussels at this pizza place we were in, and drank our red wine...However, she sang fever with me on the bus really loudly...and did this...Izzy is officially the...
Posted by Queenie Maraschino on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:10:00 PST

A fake journalism story I did for a workshop once...

I like it... Earlier this week, the houses of parliaments held important talks about the recent situation taking place in Britain. James Tippleton, MP for Basildon called the meeting, which saw many ...
Posted by Queenie Maraschino on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:31:00 PST

Londinium...

I was walking along camden the other night with Saeed and Jack...all had been drinking. When I saw two blokes come out of the station...wearing sunglasses...at night...I proceed to shout in that delic...
Posted by Queenie Maraschino on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:16:00 PST

What Amee Saw...in nottingham...

I WANT TO GO BACK NOW.......
Posted by Queenie Maraschino on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:55:00 PST

Hide and Seek and Happy Feet...

Ok, so there I am walking back from uni and bump into Dean, Danny, and Chris down the pub...And Jess pops along later...The general thought is- Lets go to the park tonight in the dark...Later I'm in O...
Posted by Queenie Maraschino on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:37:00 PST