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Sergeant Bash

www.trashbat.cock Registered in the Cook Islands

About Me

I aspire to do many things but i'm usually too lazy to achive them. If getting out of bed was all I had to do I would still fail spectacularly. Sleep is the greatest thing ever invented. I like to get myself into states where control is totally beyond me. I have succesfully managed to avoid a job since summer 05. The beach is the best place to be during a storm. Brighton is the best place to be for everything else. I really like it here. If everyone was honest with themselves then everyone would be honest with each other. I attempt to write lyrics but I struggle. I sometimes write stories that I am usually disapointed with. I write a column for a magazine. I sing and scream and perform like the best of them but only to a crowd. I'm about to start filming a TV show, I hope you'll like it. I run the Halloween Club Brighton - you should add it, www.myspace.com/haloween_club its fun. I wish I could be bothered with my life but wishs don't come true.
I really like freaks. Talk to me if your a freak.

My Interests

object width="425" height="350" ..This is Tobias, he is a dirty paedophile. If you see him, knock him out.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is worth meeting.

Music:

Hole, Bjork, PJ Harvey, Marilyn Monroe, Queen Adreena, Buzzcocks, New York Dolls, The Damned, The Cramps, Sex Pistols, T-Rex, Iggy And The Stooges, Ramones, Misfits, Murderdolls, Frankenstein Drag Queen from The Planet 13, Corpse Grinders, The Screamers, Backyard Babies, Hardcore Superstar, Gluecifer, The Meteors, Demented Are Go, old Rancid, The Heartbreakers, Nashville Pussy, Supersnazz, Meteors, Batmobile, The Other, Tiger Army, Os Catalepticos, Empress Of Fur, Vibrators, Generation X, Richard Hell (and the Voidoids), Aus Rotten, Devo, Minor Threat, GBH, Adicts, Subhumans, 80's Matchbox B-line Disaster, King Adora, Rachel Stamp, New Model Army, Interpol, The Cure, Radiohead, Pulp, Nick Cave, The Smiths, Sophia, Sneaker Pimps, Chokebore, Depeche Mode, Sparta, Mars Volta, QOTSA, Smashing Pumpkins, Vast, White Stripes, The Hives, Jeff Buckley, The Black Heart Procession, The Silver Mt Zion, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Echo and the Bunnymen, Elysian Fields, Effigy, Marion, Piano Magic, Swell, Strangelove, Sigur Ros, Venus, Dresden Dolls, Departure, My Bloody Valentine, Psychedelic Furs, Sopor Aeternus, NIN, 45 grave, White Dolls, Muckrackers, Proyecto Mirage, :Wumpscut:, Suicide Commando, Hocico, Mesh, Alien Sex Fiend, Sex Gang Children, Cinema Strange, The Deadfly Ensemble, Die Form, London After Midnight, Violet Stigmata, Manson (before Holywood), Ministry, SIN, PUNISH YOURSELF, Tamtrum, Despair, LT-NO, Squid, Atari Teenage Riot, Jack Or Jive, Nenia Calladhan, Norma Loy, Haus Arafna, The Candy Spooky Theater, I AM X, Robots In Disguise, Peaches, Chicks On Speed, Boards Of Canada, Ladytron, Module, UNKLE, Add N to X, Kraftwerk, Archive, Sindrome, Neon Cage Experiment, Massive Attack, Tricky, Portishead, Vive La Fete, Wäks, Tweaker, DJ Shadow, Aphew Twin, Squarepusher, Motorhead, Tankard, Kreator, Guns N Roses, Skid Row, Toilet Boys, Motley Crue, Tigertailz, Hanoi Rocks, Thursday, Far, Dope, Amen, Orgy, Stabbing Westward, A perfect circle, Alice In Chains, Deftones, Filter, Pop Will Eat Itself, Moonspell, Machine Head, Rammstein, Static X, Velvet Revolver, Refused, Suicidal Tendencies, Ex-Models, Celebration, Lightning Bolt, McLusky, Big Business, Melvins, Sonic Youth, Liars, Blood Brothers, Metric, The Birthday Party, Captain Beefhart,

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, Ted Brundy, Misery, Blue Velvet, Get Carter, Spinal Tap, Boogie Nights, Pulp Fiction, Freeway, Human Traffic, Thelma & Louise, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Its All Gone Pete Tong, Edward Scissor Hands, Layer Cake, 28 Days Later, American Graffeti, Buena Vista Social Club.

Television:

Look out for my TV show on youtube from January - Iron Pie, where Jackass meets insanity.

Books:

White Line Fever, Inconceivable, The Dirt, Mr Nice, Naughty, Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas.

Heroes:

Anyone who changed music forever.

My Blog

The Lover Rats

             To some love is blind. To most love is kind. To a few love is dead. Death is the only thing guaranteed in life. With it, death bring...
Posted by Sergeant Bash on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:37:00 PST

Tasha The Panda

I went to Skegness at the weekend. It was mental. I went to this water park yeah and there was this girl who really caught my eye. Her name was Tasha. I really wanted to ask her out straight away but ...
Posted by Sergeant Bash on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:03:00 PST

The Enormous Cumbrian Gorilla.

The Enormous Cumbrian Gorilla. When I was eight years old, I went for a bike trip with my dad. There we were, cycling around a wood in Cheshire. Every so often we would stop. Dad would say to m...
Posted by Sergeant Bash on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 06:31:00 PST

Pink Slit

Last night Pink Slit, the latest band featuring ex 80s Matchbox guitarist Andy Huxley played a small gig at Volks in Brighton. They are the most obscure, wierd, noisy and amazing band imaginable. The ...
Posted by Sergeant Bash on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 10:15:00 PST

Check out this event: Friday @ The Glebe

Hosted By: Reckless MusicWhen: Friday Aug 19, 2005 at 7:00 PMWhere: The GlebeGlebe StreetStoke on Trent, UKDescription:Reckless Music Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Sergeant Bash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

£3 Guestlist

If you are going to turn up post a comment and add your full name. Please only add yourself, not your friends. Feel free to show this to them but don't do it for them please. :)  
Posted by Sergeant Bash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Grrr

From moving to Brighton on the 1st of August it got put back to the 16th of August. Yesterday when I secured the flat I discover it will now not be available before the 20th of September.  Was re...
Posted by Sergeant Bash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Saying my goodbyes

Some of you already know but some of you proberbly don't. I have bagged myself a place at the Brighton Institute of Modern Music so obviously I have to leave Stoke behind. I will miss you all a shit l...
Posted by Sergeant Bash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST