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Helga

this monkey's gone to heaven...

About Me

well...i'm a day dreaming fool who has no real self control *you only live once* and would love to build a time machine and go see:

1. OPETH - now. just now.
2. Jimi HENDRIX when he just started out,
3. PINK FLOYD during the early Gilmour years,
4. LED ZEPPELIN when they were still called 'The New Yardbirds',
5. SEE SABBATH in their early Ozzy Days,
6. MEGADETH just before the release of 'Rust in Peace'
7. PANTERA
8. Soungarden, Alice in Chains, Mudhoney, Carcass, Finntroll (again) aaand RAGE.
and dance at woodstock with hippies...or crowdsurf with metallers at wacken...or go off and live in a forest and skip through fields...
* i love meeting new people and discovering how alike we are.
* i've just finished my BIMM vocals diploma (got a double DISTINCTION boo yaaa), and now i'm starting my degree...scary stuff.
* I love my band, my friends, scruffy people with long hair who like to camp and be muddy, and I should've been around for the 60's/70's.
O and someday i would like to stick my face in a cake.
or maybe 2.
What Metal Band are You?
Carcass!
You are the death metal band Carcass! You love to sing about rotting bowels and dismembered body parts..kinky.
How do you compare?
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Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... gentle
Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is... irresistable
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... eternal
Helena --
[noun]:
An aphrodisiac made of cucumbers
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
Which Iron Maiden song fits you closest?
Sign Of The Cross
You're one of Maiden's darkest moments, one of their longest too. You were repressed, foreboding and brilliant in the studio, and energetic but still dark at Rock In Rio, with some rather nice tapped solos.
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Which Iron Maiden song fits you closest?
Sign Of The Cross
You're one of Maiden's darkest moments, one of their longest too. You were repressed, foreboding and brilliant in the studio, and energetic but still dark at Rock In Rio, with some rather nice tapped solos.
How do you compare?
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My Interests

Things I love: *WAAACKEN/BLOODSTAAAAAWK *tea, *the grange, *rolling down hills, *laughing my face off at something really dumb and immature, *STAMPING in puddles, *getting SOAKED in the rain, *running into the sea in my clothes, *breaking into pells pool, *watching the stars, *gigs, *my old mates, *my new mates, *endless phonecalls spent laughing at waynes world/beavis n butthead/bill n ted etc quotes, *reminiscing *singing songs i've written, *meeting amazing heroes who aren't twats, *running to kathies house in my pyjamas, *WATCHING AMAZING LED ZEP TRIBUTE BAND WHILST EATING CURRY, *fry ups at the Dumbwaiter, *The off-beat, *lazy days, *stretching, *plaiting a pretty mans hair, *poking, *dancing *ahem*, *deviant, *screaming, *'singing' along to REALLY loud music, *my surrogate mummy's, *staying away from home for WEEKS, *that friday feeling, *jumping, *sneaking, *listening to new music, *seeing local bands, *doing really stoopid things with my friends, *'in' jokes, *downs parties, *READING, *anticipation *GOOD beach parties, *swedish men with long golden hair...*sigh*

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who introduces me to new things that i would never have tried before. oh, and chris cornell, circa 1993...sweeet sweet grunge.

A morning in magenta, the petals fed from the dew.
She held her breath for a moment, to pause off the stream.
Still clinging to vast, old memories.
And I would marvel at her beauty, playing through the rain.
the coffin is beautifully engraved.

Music:

ahhh so many to list...

i loves the music of a classic rock/METAL/prog/PROG METAL/GRUNGE/industrial/thrash persuasion:

Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, JELLYFISH, PANTERA, FINNTROLL, MEMFIS, OPETH, DARK TRANQUILITY, nevermore, in flames, The Haunted, testament, KORPIKLAANI, ARCH ENEMY, BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, pearl jam, SOUNDGARDEN, Temple of the Dog, Tool, Mastodon, lamb of god, skid row, ugly kid joe, Deftones, reef, Drowning Pool, In Flames, Serpultura, Soulfly, Opeth, Die Apokalyptischen Rieter, Budgie, Deep Purple, The Who, Iron Maiden, Muse, The Datsuns, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Killswitch Engage, Megadeth, Guns 'n' Roses, Jimi Hendrix, David Bowie, Iggy and the Stooges, Wolfmother, Rush, The Mars Volta, Pink Floyd, T.Rex, Rage Against the Machine, Thin Lizzy, LeTigre, The Beatles, AC/DC, Motorhead, Hawkwind, The Beach Boys, The Scorpians, Queen, Alice In Chains, Bob Dylan, Jefferson Aeroplane, Aerosmith, Gong, Corrosion of Conformity, The Buzzcocks, The Sex Pistols, Radiohead, System Of A Down, Nightwish, Testament, Dream Theater, The Kinks, The Clash, Queens of the Stone Age, The Pixies, Dropkick Murphys, Pearl Jam, Placebo, The Used, Velvet Underground, Cream, Rolling Stones, Velvet Revolver, Joni Mitchell, Bob Marley, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Cars, Wilco, Brian Eno, Nick Drake and the Bad Seeds, Frank Zappa, Muddy Walters, Peter Frampton, Thunder, Free, The Pogues, Biffy Clyro, Eric Clapton, Porcupine Tree, Dinosour Jr. Hole, Metallica, James Brown, Deftones, A Perfect Circle, Flogging Molly.

Movies:

my favourites, in subconcious-mind order:

Waynes World 1&2, Bill and Ted 1&2, Velvet Goldmine, Withnail & I, LA Confidential,Edward Scissorhands, Empire Records, Me Without You, Fight Club, the Die Hard Trilogy, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1&2, Austin Powers, Top Gun, Jarhead, Brokeback Mountain Interview with a Vampire, Queen of the Damned, Shaun of the Dead, Heathers, Clueless, Almost Famous, the Song Remains the Same, Thumbsucker and so many more...

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Television:

SCI FI BITCH. battlestar galactica & trek. do it. but yeah dont really watch much, but father ted, sugar rush, spaced, the young ones and red dwarf used to be amazing...and south park.

Books:


Jazz by Toni Morrison, Beloved by Toni Morrison, Phillip Pullman, Tolkien, bit of Austen...this hilarious led zep book on my shelf by my bed, full of the kinky shit they used to get up to ..

Heroes:

singers: PHIL ANSELMO, Rob Plant, Geddy Lee, Ian Gillan, Chris Cornell, Dave Mustaine, Angela Gossow, Bruce Dickinson...

people who did alot for music: Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, Dave Gilmour(made Pink Floyd), Toni Iommi...

My Blog

2 BANDS IN BIMM GIG. fuck yes.

oooo baby, singing ma arse off on the concorde stage...*pleasure overload pleasure overload*come come come, even if jus to stop people laffing at me. end of.doing 'hole in the sky' by sabbath and...
Posted by Helga on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:50:00 PST

BIMMTASTIC.

shiiiiiiiit yes, starting lil ol' bimm tmo!!had 2 'seminars'(sitting, talking, falling asleep whilst some guy talks about 'humping your equipment)last week - concorde n theatre royal - was alright, me...
Posted by Helga on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 03:32:00 PST

i met jimmy page

i met jimmy page today...walking round lewes, doing a little bit of shopping. you know, as you do, with jimmy page...from led zeppelin..."i'm not going mental am i...you ARE jimmy page, ri...
Posted by Helga on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 03:25:00 PST