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You Slut!

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About Me


Critical Meat Snippets, full reviews in the blog:
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4/5 Kerrang!
"Those with a taste for the unpredictable will undoubtably succumb to Critical Meat's genre-teasing charms...You Slut! leave conventional music with its pants around its ankles, shivering and cold in a dark alley."
8/10 Rock Sound Magazine
"This ain't no standard post-rock by numbers nonsense...Critical Meat has something for everyone."
4/5 Big Cheese
"Eschewing post-rock and instrumental trends to replicate Mogwai...They've got the angularity of At the Drive-in and the playfulness of Dartz!"
5/5 Drummer Magazine "A blend of jugular attcking punk/prog with guitar melodys you'll be whistling for weeks"
7/10 Alternative Ulster
Sandman Magazine
"Pure Genius!...Quite simply if you have any sort of affinity with guitars and the unknown then this album is a must have."
5/5 Rockfood Magazine
"A Masterpiece of obscenely spiky riffery...Its the juxtaposition of the confusion of odd time signatured riffs and forceful, flowing or driving sequences that simultaneously make this impossibly danceable, yet impossible to dance to...a life-changing collection of songs."
Sounds XP
"What on initial listening sounds like the workings of a naff in-joke, You Slut! could actually be one of British rock music’s most interesting newcomers."
Organ Magazine
"If you want to talk purist math-rock, this is as good an example as anything...agile heaviness, with a deft, easy touch."
MYBLOODYJESUSEXPLORERONFIRE
Released Feb 25th '08
Dir. Matt Spalding
PIE TO THE DEATH-FACED INDIE KID
Live at 5 Lamps, Derby
ON THE SPOT TINA TURNER FINE
Kerrang Radio Session Rehearsal
Derby , is no longer available for purchase. Mwah! Don't E-mail [email protected] for details.This however, is still available, it's Stressed Volume III, we're on it, and so are lot of other excellent bands from our fair city of Derby. go to www.streesedrecords.co.uk to order. It's three paltry pounds. Go now!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/8/2005
Band Website: "
Band Members:

Styzer: : , Rhyll: : [Axe 1] :

Christ, Vanilla : : [Axe 2] :

D’Angelo: : , Sato : [Head Rim-Smith] :

Zwei: : , Marc : : [Axe sans treble] :



Influences:Influences Schminfluences.

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That's more fun than listing influences who'd put you off us!

Sounds Like: "Rifftastic-post-progressive-indie-power-rock-math-disco-pop warfare"

Oxes, Fugazi, Biffy Clyro, Led Zeppelin, At The Drive In, Faraquet, Medications, Iron Maiden, Bloc Party, The Rapture, My Bloody Valentine, The M1, The Army, We Grew A Pizza, Deckhand and The Munchies, Contemporary Fax Wizard, No Wild Fire, The List Goes On, Sovtek, Parstogg, Million Voices, Saving Equity, Bombast Skeleton, Booklet, Snippy And Crimson, Mutton Moon, Romulus Wheatsheaf, Recycling Shorts, Shopping Placenta...

We're changeable I'd say.

"Putting the 'mental' back into instrumental this quartet of not-so-skinny twenty something indie kids succeed where so many other instrumental acts fail, instead of cornering you and giving you a musical pounding these boys have the ability to grab you by the hand and take you on a genre hopping journey through space-time. Like being dragged backwards through a musical hedge..."
Record Label: Stressed Sumo Records / Xtal (Japan) /
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Critical Meat Reviews. Now go and buy it.

..TR>..TR> ..TR> Critical Meat Reviews HERE! From Kerrang! From Big Cheese From Drummer Magazine       Adopt Tim Gudgin (look it up) Voice: "Led Zeppelin 4, You Slut! 5" &...
Posted by You Slut! on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:00:00 PST

Kerrang Acousitc Session in the Player

Having realised that I’ve just missed the opportunity to get you to ’listen again’ to the Radio 1 session we did that was broadcast last week featuring two songs that aren’t on...
Posted by You Slut! on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:19:00 PST

Did the earth move for Huw?

Tuesday was a good day to be a Slut. All four of us survived an early-morning earthquake (two of us admitted to being terrified); The t-shirts arrived to sell on our tour; Rock Sound gave us a little ...
Posted by You Slut! on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:13:00 PST

Check out this event: You Slut! Critical Meat Launch

Hosted By: You Slut! When: 03 Mar 2008, 19:30Where: Bodega SocialPelham Street Nottingham, Midlands|67 NG11GDUnited KingdomDescription:You Slut! SwimmingPilgrim FathersJC Decaux Message us for £2 Gues...
Posted by You Slut! on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:26:00 PST

Video! MyBloodyJesusExplorerOnFire

Easy.Our friend, Mascot/biba/animals/Matt Spalding has knocked up a lovely little video for us to promote MyBloodyJesusExplorerOnFire, the single preceding Critical Meat, available as a iTunes downloa...
Posted by You Slut! on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:37:00 PST

Winterlight: Albums of the year - No 3.

Winterlight is a brilliant (because they like us) Japanese music website that has just voted Critical Meat their third best album of the year.   "Why does this mean anything to me" I hear you ask...
Posted by You Slut! on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:40:00 PST

Audioscribbler Interview

Two lessons friends. 1. Edit your audio interviews before you send them back from whence they came. 2. Lay off the pop eh?     http://www.audioscribbler.co.uk/features/youslut!1.htm...
Posted by You Slut! on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:15:00 PST

***HELP WITH TOUR DATES***

Hello,Our album Critical Meat is coming out on March 3rd in the UK and we're booking a little tour to go out and try and shift a few copies.You can see where we've already confirmed on our profile pag...
Posted by You Slut! on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:04:00 PST

Rock Sound and NME? In one Day!? Plus album news...

(get the scissors out mum)   In the space of four issues, we've gone from being 'Pathetic', to 'one of the best instrumental bands Rock Sound has heard in ages'. Such is the cut-throat world of m...
Posted by You Slut! on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:15:00 PST

Free song on next month’s Rocksound!

Yo!   January's Rocksound magazine comes out on December 5th.   You should buy it. Why? WHY?!?   Because the cover mounted cd will feature Mybloodyjesusexploreronfire, which frankly, is...
Posted by You Slut! on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:20:00 PST