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I am here for Friends

About Me


"The Best Things Come From Nowhere."
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23/01/08.18.13:"There is no try. Only do."
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14:22:00:" how do i make you feel?"
14:25:09: "Excited, like a kind of static in the air around you that makes me giddy.",..
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"00:44:31: you are certainly a unique creature ."

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BREAKING NEWS: ~ I'm currently in the throws of a new obsession. Origination from the skew-iffiness of my own nose, I'm supposing. The obsession be with the symmetry of people's faces. More and more I'm meeting people with really wonky features. In severe cases, I start to feel quite nauseated and can't look at/talk to the person.
Crass.
Vulgar.
Bent.
Geek.
'Bitch'?
At least I'm honest.
I will not drink wine.
My hatred for oranges is a borderline phobia. seriously
I ♥ surprises.
I love it when people give me awkward, badly worded compliments.
Conversely,I'm obsessed with accurate spelling/grammar.
I keep a journal of words I like+their meanings.
I don't like thongs.
Tapes are cool.
I don't like it when guys don't wear aftershave/calogne.
I don't trust people who have really thin lips.
Sometimes I wish I had blue eyes.
Rice's Vampire Chronicles have some mystical power over me.
People who don't fill in the 'sexual orientation'section are probably gay.
I take a lot of photographs.
If we meet+I like you, you'll feel like you've known me for years.
Time pressure is beetroot, for sure.
Attention to detail:key.
-Third [and final] year student of Criminology, Psychology and Modern Art at Hull University. I love it. But I hate it here. Which is why i'm currently trawling throught the seemingly endless paperwork that'll release me from this tomb, out into the expansive, wonderful world. Reading a Master's in Psychology in California,Autumn 2008 is my aim and my dream.
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It would seem I found exactly what I want. In theory, at least.
It all boils down to the butterflies, I think. Come and go, ebb and flow, never quite reaching the shore. Lapping at the heart and at the hand, never quite reaching dry land.
Nerd X corE
GLITTER
and
Like the hulk...but prettier :]
I'd like to converse with...
- Some one who'll make the first move.
-The one who'll fight for me.
- Conversationalists.
- Intellectuals.
-Anne Rice.
- Ellen Page.
- People who know the difference between:
You're/your. There/they're/their. Where/were/we're.
and don't use 'text speak'....ever.
John Frusciante is one sexy motherlicker.
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My Interests



I like lists:

- NerdXcore.
- Geekouts/partying like so much rock'n'roll.
- I want to go to a live burlesque show.
- Black tea, two sugars. Leave the bag in.
- The [w]days avec Diva+Nerd.
- Mariachi Skelebobs/El Dia De Los Muertos stuff
- Sugar Skulls.
- Drangonflies.
- Green/turquoise.[22ccaa]
- French words used in amongst regular,english sentences.
-Magneticism.
- Nostalgia.
-Photographs
- Long, in-depth chats about the universe,evolution,religion, life on other planets and the paranormal.
- Specs.
- Gadgets.
- White lined paper that has been written on, completely on both sides in black biro.
- Black 'Bic Crystal' Biro's.
- Pictures of skulls.
- Sweet Chilli Sauce.
- Jolly Ranchers.
- Yorkshire Puddings.
- Mint Aero Bubbles.
- Chat twin hunter's code names.
- When you meet some one new and they fully restore your faith in the success of the human race. Or at least make you think that there are exceptions to the rule: People=shit.

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.. - Constipation.
- That sending letters in the mail is now a lost and forgotten art.
- The smell of crabs.
- "So how do you..y'know...do it?"
- "Is you hair like that naturally?"
- The general [British] public.
- Dyke 'fashion'.
- Blink 182.
- When dumb people get 'smart' and try to use big words to make themselves appear brighter, but say, spell or use them incorrectly.
- Papercuts.
- 'Lads'.
- Groups of lesbians.
- Long Fingernails.Saying you play guitar isn't a reason or excuse. use a fucking pick.
- Dry toothpaste/toothpaste in my hair.

Exceptions thus far:
in no particular order,innit.
-Badger.
-Chat twin Hunter. -Ellalello.
-Diva.
-Pooks.
-Rachosaurus.
-Clam/Talc Boy. ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------

I'd like to meet:



TEAM
I don't have as many 'friends' as you.

Pookpie

RACH-0-saurus

DIVA

Clam/Talc Boy

Mr.Tache

Badger

...see.

Music:



Mostly listening to
Biffy [always]
Kimya Dawson
Modest Mouse
Smashing Pumpkins
British Sea Power
Jimmy Eat World
Yael Naim.
Xiu Xiu
...at the moment.

Movies:

I like tacky 80's gore, fantasy, abstract B movies and some other shit.
...some of the best...
*The Nightmare Before Christmas*Monster man*Blue Velvet*Big Fish*Benny&Joon*Donnie Darko*Labyrinth*The Neverending Story*Ed Wood*The Interview With The Vampire*Edward Scissorhands*Beetlejuice*James and the Giant Peach*Castaway*Man On Fire*Secret Window*Identity*Code 46*Ginger Snaps*Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas*Usual Suspetcts*Monster*28 Days Later*Shaun Of The Dead*Requiem For A Dream*Napoleon Dynamite*Return to Oz*Drop Dead Fred*Alice In Wonderland*What Dreams May Come*8mm*Wristcutters*Burton's ..... there's a short list for now .

Television:

.. Everything on Discovery Home and Leisure.
*Sugar Rush*X-Files*Father Ted*HollyOaks*Home And Away*Extreme Make-Over*Trapdoor*Greenclaws*Eerie Indiana*Lost*The L Word*Making the band.* The Mighty Boosh. *America's/Britain's Next Top Model.
Location, Location, Location and tripe of a similar ilk.>

Books:

.. [i'm slightly obsessed with]The Vampire Chronicles- Anne Rice. Incubus - Ray Russel. The Lord Of The Flies - William Golding. Story of O - Pamela Réage. - Preacher, Ennis/Dillon.

My Blog

Boredom: LIDL vulgaris.

Why wasn't every single cell of his being eagerly and impatiently awaiting the moment when the tight, bulbous redness mounded into a tiny lump with a yellow-white hat on? A hat from the prestigious an...
Posted by 0z on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:25:00 PST

unfledged.

Here I am, kids.I got over posting lyrics and being all pseudo-emo, you'll be pleased to know. Having said that, my current melancholy state won't allow for much of the contrary.  I've been telli...
Posted by 0z on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:41:00 PST

Everyones been on both ends.

  "All Hail The Heartbreaker"I had the notion that you'd make me change my ways My bad habits would be gone in a matter of days I had the feeling that you'd open up my eyes To a whole new world t...
Posted by 0z on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:51:00 PST

"Cookie cutter world"

Let me begin by saying that this is by no means a rant about how i'm sick of seeing the same sorts of people over and over and over again.Okay, so it's not just about that.Being a student and working ...
Posted by 0z on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:40:00 PST

Please only use 0.5% of your brains.

I have/will never understand how you can float through life so carelessly. I don't mean it in the sense of being free of all woes, without a care in the world. I mean to live thoughtlessly. Have you n...
Posted by 0z on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 04:45:00 PST

Keroppi won't stop looking at me.

Hello fuckers. Here comes another verbose vom-festival for you all to end up utterly drenched in. A few awesome/interesting/perplexing/fucking shit things have come to light of late. I think these ite...
Posted by 0z on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:50:00 PST

Televisual debut.

Holywood Dedut /// I sound like a retard.
Posted by 0z on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:46:00 PST

Love Song Part 1.

I hardly know where to start.How could I explain how you crushed my heart?I couldn't have known, when we metThat you had heartbreaking down to a fine art.It was impossible for mt to seeBecause of the ...
Posted by 0z on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:36:00 PST

"OZBLOG"

Well, I think it's about time I unleashed some more of my literary beauty on you people. I'm sorry you've been left hanging so long. Sorry for all the hours you must have spent, sitting on the edge of...
Posted by 0z on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:13:00 PST

Gold, isn't it.

Yap...my friends are made of pure, solid gold.This week, Gerard exceeded all previous skips into awesomedom with this little  number. He'd been home for Easter, a-car-booting avec his Mummy....an...
Posted by 0z on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:55:00 PST