I AM THE PRIMOTOLOGIST MR ALEXIS HOLDSTOLSKY...
Hello to you. Im am a 24 year old caucasian male. I barely act half that most of the time. Best way to be though. I'd sooner be immature and exciting than boring and prediactable
I have bad hair. I need to stop cutting it myself really. My interesting goatee/soul patch combo almost makes up for it though. Almost. My hairs blacksish/gingery/browny at the moment, was blue a little while ago, it made me look like a Fraggle. Could be worse. Its been pink and orange before. I don't have much luck with hairdye.
I was a vegetarian for nearly 4 years. Now currently really enjoying burgers and bacon. Still not keen on eating 'proper' meat like chicken and steak, just the junk really. Still considering making the jump back to vegetarianism. One day.
I like to pretend I'm a rock star. I've played guitar for 5 years, and bass for 2. Hoping to take up drums one day. I played in a band once. In a field. Fuck Glasto, its all about DANFEST. Will hopefully be returning this year. Just as soon as I find a band/write some solo material.
I work full time in HMV. It may be stressful, but working in a music store is all I've wanted since I was 16. And I'm trained to cash up and I'm trusted with keys to the tills too, which makes me special. Maybe.
I used to skate, till I fell over outside a graveyard and fractured my arm. I skated to hospital 3 weeks later and the doctor thought I was a mental. But after a year I decided I was getting a bit too old for it, especially as I'm still rubbish. Went snowboarding in Switzerland in January. It was seriously good, definetely gonna go again in te next few years. You'd think snow wouldnt hurt if you fell into it, but its still quite painful
There's nothing quite like drinking a cold beer on a warm day. Or a cold day either. Or even a slightly mild one. The recipe to a happy life involves beer, plus a few mates, some decent tunes, and a few practical jokes. You can't beat that. Not even with a really big stick
When I'm not drinking beers, I'm drinking tea. It used to be Red Bull, but I had to stop all that after half my family were diagnosed with heart murmurs. Its me next. Not good. I'm also rotting out all my teeth with an excessive amount of Coke too
My lovely lady Bex is expecting our first baby in March. I am very excited. Although I'm not allowed to name it 'Seahorse', which I'm quite disappointed about. But its gonna be taught to play drums and guitar and piano from birth, which will be ace.
You should click here to look at my YouTube Videos as well. Do it.