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Satnam's Tash

Please Wake Up - We're Nearly Out Of Time

About Me

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am a house I am a car I am a sofa I am a holiday~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't be a problem buy a new sofa and television~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~It takes a lot to make us happy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The outside world is very dangerous, better stay inside and watch telly~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hide inside~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Let the T.V think for you~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Take a step back and look ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Slow down ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Commence free thought ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Your head is full of rules ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Your head is full of lies ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You are being lied to~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Try to be nice~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Put the world on freeze-frame~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not race ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not fight ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not kill~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ruled by make-believe~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Today could be different~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not race ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not fight ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not kill ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not surrender~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Something has changed in my mind~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Can you hear me when I call?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~This is reality calling~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Follow your dreams~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~None of it is important~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~What will you do with your day?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~If you don't watch television, you don't miss it~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Demons run the world~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Cracks are appearing~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Spending time with your kids is more important than spending money on your kids~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You buy more when you are unhappy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chill out!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not race ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not fight ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not kill~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not race Do not fight Do not kill~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Can you believe in me?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Is your television big enough?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Since you've been reading this your clothes have gone out of fashion~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Try to get another angle on life~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You'll never get what you want because you're looking in the wrong place~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Part of the herd~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Alcohol is a drug ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Get high~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not race Do not fight Do not kill~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~If you look at this for too long you'll miss Eastenders~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Become part of the fun team with Frozen Pea Marketing Group 4B write to the Frozen Pea People, Flat 4B, above Peas and Chips (open late Friday, special on Peas and chips. OAPea meal Tuesday lunch, please ask for onions and peas) Pea Place, Pea Town, Pea Land, Planet Pea~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Go back to bed~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Would you as a child be proud of you now?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~They'll protect us while we dream~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of another day~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Can't feel a thing~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am a house ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am a car ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am a sofa ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am a holiday~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ruled by make-believe~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~None of it is important~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Forever~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Forever~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~Forever~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Forever~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Forever~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You can change~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Believe in yourself~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't worry what people think~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~It's a perfect day in my perfect world~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The same as yesterday, the same as tomorrow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~No need to worry~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Go back to sleep ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Go back to sleep ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Go back to sleep ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Go back to sleep ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Go back to sleep ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~They'll protect us while we dream ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~They love us all ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~They have only our best interests at heart~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~They love us all~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~They have only our best interests at heart~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Look to close and the cracks appear~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't breathe too loud~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~We'll be safe in the wreck~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A clean slate for a beautiful picture~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Worry all day long~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~All day long every day forever~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Anything is possible~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Everything is possible~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Search for the truth~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don’t believe the lies~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hedgehog surgery on my T.V~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pretend it's your own idea]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Everything's getting blurred~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Never leave your home~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Government statistics show marked improvement~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ForeverForeverForeverForeverForeve rForeverForeverForeverForeverForeverForeverForeverForeverFor everForeverForeverForeverForeverForeverForeverForeverForever ForeverForeverForeverForeverForeverForeverForeverForeverFore ver Forever~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LITTLE LIE YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL - LIFE INSIDE YOU MAKES ME DUTIFUL - TO GOD AND QUEEN AND COUNTRY - BUT IT IS ALL A MOVIE - I'M GOING TO EXPOSE YOU LITTLE LIEFOR YEARS I'VE HAD SOMETHING SCRATCHING AT THE BACK OF MY MIND - NOTHING FELT RIGHT - NOTHING I SAW FELT ALRIGHT - I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY EVERYBODY SEEMED TO BE ALRIGHT - BUT FOR YEARS I HAD SOMETHING SCRATCHING AT THE BACK OF MY MINDI SAW BOMBS WHEN THEY BROUGHT DOWN THE TOWERS - THE GOVERNMENT'S INCREASING ALL IT'S POWERS - DIRECTIVE 51 AND 4TH REICH ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT - IN 24 THE HERO IS JACK BAUER ----- IT IS AMERICA'S JOB TO BE SCARY - AND TO APPEAR IT HAS LOST CONTROL - THIS IS AN INTERACTIVE MOVIE - PLEASE LEAVE THE CINEMAHello? hello?..... Is anyone there? Can you hear me? This is quite a modern idea. Our race is new to this. A computer in every home, belief that technology is required for communication. Ok, if that is your desire we shall submit and use the world wide web to communicate with you. Hello, How are you? That is rhetorical, please remain calm. Throughout history people have searched for the meaning to our lives. We appear to have diverted temporarily from this as there is currently 20% off at SHITWORLD. However, certain individuals have been spending large amounts of large amounts of spare time in various states and places and have communicated both directly and in various other fashions with a wide variety of different dudes and other aspects of the soul of the world. Throughout this research period, various periods of wrong pathage, lostness and barking up incorrect trees has occured. However also within the research period were periods of less lostness than in the lost periods and as all meet once more and sense is made of all periods, knowledge is found and knowledge must be shared. Truth is Freedom and Freedom is Truth, there's some pretty wacky stuff too, all to be shared on the world wide spidersweb w6w6w6, not really needed but will do for now til the senses restart. Please take time to listen to some music while you are here, feel welcome to return and hear some more, this is not meant to make sense, well done if you made it this far. Search for truth, look with love, question all that makes you unsure, you know what we mean, spread the word. Love is all there is, life is just a ride, don't take it too seriously, otherwise you get confused and lost and fed a load of bullshit. Good luck on your journey.
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/5/2006
Band Members: - - - - - - - - - - - - If you like our music, please be our friend - - - - - - - - - - - - If you understand the message, please share - - - - - - - - - - - ------Video for Star Wars.... Made by Sold Halo Souls... http://www.myspace.com/soldhalosoulsSatnam's Tash are me and my brother. My brother and me are Satnam's Tash. Satnam's Tash is a Mighty Tash. We are all Hairs on the Mighty Tash. We are on the surface of Satnam's face. We feel we cannot leave. We can leave. Me and my brother are Satnam's Tash. Me and my brother are me and my brother. You are my brother. We use our hair senses and they tell us we are hairs. The Mighty Tash tells us we are hairs. We are not hairs. We've had our follicles stuck in the lip too long. We are eternal filaments. We should use our filament senses to break free. God knows I want to break free. You can't wear a rolex while crossing dimension. You cannot buy and sell the sky. The Moon and the Stars aren't real. The riffs beats and moods may vary. The message remains the same. We have been sleeping. We need to wake up now. Alarm Bells are ringing. Satnam's Tash are me and my brother. My brother and me are Satnam's Tash.
The Adventures Of
King Troony

Andypeat is now a hair on the Tash. Mightier by half and here to save the world.

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The Esoteric Agenda - Please Watch
Influences: The World and All Things within, The Overwhelming Power of Money, The Continuing Battle between Good and Evil, Humanities Infinite Potential, What really happened on 9/11, loose change, FEMA camps and document REX-84, Bill Hicks, George Orwell, Paulo Coelho, Politics, Russell Hoban, Lewis Carroll, Matrix, Star Wars (film), Star Wars (project), Joel Balkan, Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance, God, Noam Chomsky, Local Shops, Supermarkets, Tolkien, Advertisements, Wierd Inner Feeling that All is not as it Seems, Highly Researched Proof that All is not as it Seems, Douglas Adams, Television, Pyramids, Window Shopping, David Icke, Peoples Facial Expressions whilst Participating in Traffic Jams, Chariots of the Gods, 25% OFF Posters, Walking the Dog, Good Tunes and Bad Tunes, Image intead of Tunes, Morecambe and Wise, White Hill (Pentlands), Symbols, Superheroes, History, The Truth. Please don't get chipped ZeitgeistLoose Change Second EditionReichstag 911 Parts 1 and 2 made by our friend Domenick

Sounds Like: There's a chance you'll turn us off half way through the first song, but also the chance you'll be on a bus or something and suddenly everything becomes transparent and you float out of your chair and take an ariel view of yourself and your surroundings, realizing u'd never seen it from that angle and now all the other angles seem like water and you swim straight through them higher and higher into the night sky while simultaneously becoming aware of day being night and night being day but all rolled together and pushed into your mind like crumpled paper so your heart gets lost in the maze of dreams and the line between one and all appears a blurred distortion of reality, living without spacesuits and without time and without trouble
Clinton Asked About Concentration Camps in America

Bill Clinton is asked about Concentration camps in the USA. Notice how he doesn't deny them, but laughs and says "we need to work together" (with the U.N., etc.)

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My Blog

Im not afraid of Ghosts

I'm not afraid of GhostsI am really, I don't want to be, but I am, and yesterday I kept trying to tell myself it was ok, but to tell the truth I was terrified.I currently work as a vampire, I am also ...
Posted by Satnam's Tash on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:16:00 PST

On my way home I made myself chuckle

On my way home from work I made myself chuckle, told the people I was with and they chuckled too so I've decided to tell you guys too   It does involve swearing I'm afraid but sometimes these t...
Posted by Satnam's Tash on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 07:49:00 PST

Everything in this is true apart from the bit about the carrots

Everything in this is true apart from the bit about the carrots and the jam   Bonjour once more   If you've read any of my stuff before you will already be aware that it tends to contain...
Posted by Satnam's Tash on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:18:00 PST

Shrivelled white willies and the chicken and the egg

Shriveled white willies and the chicken and the egg   Please note:- As with many ground- breaking ideas, this may offend people who don't want to understand the nature of reality or read a nob-...
Posted by Satnam's Tash on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:55:00 PST

Song Writing

Hello   Just a quick one to say that I highly recommend song writing. It's great fun and always cheers me up. No matter the level of the grump I find myself in, the song tends to make them go a...
Posted by Satnam's Tash on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 06:28:00 PST

This Is Quite Fascinating

BIG THANKS TORasluka ..Does Size Matter? From Decentralized by Conditioned Guilt...
Posted by Satnam's Tash on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:25:00 PST

Introduction to Essential Information from the Mighty Tash!!!

Introduction to Things we'd like You to Know or Mindless Paranoid Waffle Pay no attention   Hello there fellow myspacers. As today is Wednesday, it is bin day. Not sure which bin...
Posted by Satnam's Tash on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:30:00 PST

A Short Hello To The Unaware Hair

..> ..>   Hello There Fellow Hairs On The Mighty Tash You are only a hair if that is what you choose, You can leave the tash anytime you feel like it, We are all one but we are all individua...
Posted by Satnam's Tash on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:58:00 PST

How Long Is My Parent's Garden?

How Long Is My Parent's Garden?  It's 4:32am and for once it isn't raining. It is wet outside as it has rained a lot today, (although not as much as it has done recently). I'm at my parent's h...
Posted by Satnam's Tash on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:52:00 PST

People Are Great

We humans appear to have forgotten that we are great.Our wonderful brains seem to be filling up with absolute gibberish and slowly but surely ceasing to function in the manner they should. True we onl...
Posted by Satnam's Tash on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:47:00 PST