A narwhal, a quetzal, and someone(s) to make pretty music with.
Someone who will give me a scanning electron microscope for my birthday.
I often am too busy or just plain ol forget to reply to messages. I do appreciate them, though. Most specifically the ones that contain coherent thoughts. I accept most friend requests simply because I don't have time to peruse profiles on a regular basis. Please don't mistake this for me being interested in your band.
Before sending me a message, please read the following responses to frequently asked questions. I believe this will save us both much headache:
~Yes, time/interest permitting, I will take photos for you. But not for free.
~No, I would not like to see you naked.
~No, I prefer to not holler at you. I don't much care for hollering, as it strains my voice, which is far better suited for cooing at pigeon friends and yodeling at inappropriate moments.
this is for me, not for you:
addie .
alex .
alex depue .
amiko .
andy .
andypants .
angel .
aaron .
ash .
ashley luna .
ashley .
austin .
b .
bara .
bekah .
ben .benjy .
bobbo .
bone .
brandon .
brett .
brooke luna .
bryce .
cadillac cowboy .cafe bella .
cam .
candise .
chad .
chaotic productions .
chase .
christina o .
clark .
colin .covelle .
damon .
daniel .
dave .
derek .
dj .dk .
e .
ed .
elizabeth .
erika .
♥erin .estrella .
farrell .
gareth .
gooding .
gt .
heather .jack .
jason .
jem .
jeremy g .
jeremy s .
joan .joe .
joel .
johnny .
john v .
joseph .
josh .joshua .
justin .
kara .
karina .
kat g .
kay .
kelly .kelly trance .
kenneth .
kyle .
kyle cassidy .
kyle luna .
kylie .
lauralee .leah .
likehell .
linda .
linds .
lint .
lisa .lucas .
ly .
madkat .
mark .
mary .
matt h .matt l .
matty .
megan .
mendi .
nessa .
nix .noe .
nolo .
pete .
rauser .
rc .
riley .robert .
robyn .
ryan .
sarah .
shelli .
skinnee .st clair .steph .
stg .
taylor .
tornado alley rollergirls .
thomas .
tish .
tony .
trioxin .
turk .
ulf .
v .
velvet monkey too .
wya .
zachary .
yes, please
joost