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Robyn Robotron

I am here for Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I hate writing mini-bios. I love my friends. I have OKC pride. I am fun, loving and good, but I am not nice. In fact, I can be an "incredible bitch" sometimes. I like to dress up. A lot. But only when I'm going out, otherwise I wear the same jeans everyday. I take being silly rather seriously. There is a cat battle waging at my house 24-7. I have no sympathy for tweakers and I hate poetry. Do not message me to ask if I want to chat.
quote of the moment
"Be careful of something that's just what you want it to be." -Waylon Jennings
See what today's top critics have to say about Robyn Robotron:
"I just couldn't put her down!" - ~Plom~
"Robyn is kind of a punk-rock princess, but in platforms, and not in that "I-bought-a-shirt-that-says-punk-princess-at-Wal-Mart-isn't- that-the-wildest" kind of ways." - Austin
"a darker version of a disney classic. definately worth the $10 admission." - Justin
"like looking in a fun house mirror that makes you hot, and a girl" - Jesse
"Ladies and gentlemen, sink your teeth in and hang on for dear life cause the ride is going to get bumpy as hell. But damn it's fun." - Daniel AKA Shaggy
" A fashionable, sexy beer swilling romp through a world of karaoke and cuddles, topped off with the most interesting hairdos your momma done ever seen " - Lord Beard
"Robyn Robotron was an explosive ride through the wig shops and back and had me on the edge of my seat... and eventually I fell, and she laughed and left me at the movies with no ride. Robyn Robotron is a goddamned bitch. Erika

My Interests

alphebetization, cats, comedy, dancing, fake hair, fashion, getting older, glam, glitter, karaoke, photography, pirates, platform boots, robots, smokeit, sushi, zombies

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone. I'm pretty damn open-minded (and I mean truly open-minded, not the pseudo open-mindedness of most "subculture" people). However, if you start acting creepy, I'll drop you faster than a Redbook.

On the fictional front, I'd like to meet zombie hunters Woody Invincible and Crazy Bee, President of the Galaxy Zaphod Beeblebrox, and Chocky the fickle man-shark who lives in Hell's Bucket.

I really want to meet people in Portland, OR, because I'm going to be moving there next year. Specifically people involved in roller derby, as that is what I was born to do.

Music:

I like country and rap, if you like "everything but", you probably shouldn't talk to me.

ABBA, Adam Ant, Adicts, Lily Allen, Alphaville, Apoptygma Berzerk, Bad Religion, Beastie Boys, Beborn Beton, Bis, Blondie, BT, David Bowie, Cheap Trick, Johnny Cash, Kelly Clarkson, The Clash, Patsy Cline, Crimpshrine, Culture Club, the Cure, Daft Punk, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Dead or Alive, Depeche Mode, Destiny's Child, Devo, Dinosaur Jr., Doggy Style, Duran Duran, English Beat, Eminem, Felix Da Housecat, Fishbone, The Freeze, Freezepop, Fugazi, Gravediggaz, Billy Idol, JJ Fad, Kool &;; the Gang, Ladytron, Cyndi Lauper, Lene Lovich, Ludachris, the musical stylings of Silkwood MacGee, MC Chris, MC Lars, Mika, Minor Threat, Misfits, Miss Kitten, Moby, The Motards, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Naked Raygun, New Order, Operation Ivy, Outkast, Pet Shop Boys, The Pillows, Pink Lincolns, Prince, Prodigy, Psychadelic Furs, Queen, Quincy Punx, Ramones, Real Life, Run DMC, Scissor Sisters, Screeching Weasel, Selecter, Skankin' Pickle, Sloppy Seconds, Specials, Stretford, Swingin' Utters, They Might Be Giants, Those Unknown, TLC, Turbonegro, Violent Femmes, Whole Wheat Bread, X, Yaz,

Movies:

The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Big Lebowski, Biozombie, Brain Candy, The Breakfast Club, Bulworth, Cabin Boy, Cannibal! the Musical, Charolette's Web, Citizen Ruth, The City of Lost Children, Class of Nuke 'Em High, Dazed and Confused, Dead Man, Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Evil Dead 2, Fantasia, The Fifth Element, Ghost Dog, Ghost In the Shell, Gridlock'd, Harvey, Heathers, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Idiocracy, In the Mouth of Madness, I Was a Teenage Zombie, Killer Condom, Kung Fu Hustle, Little Miss Sunshine, Love and a .45, Mallrats, MicroCosmos, MST3K: the Movie, Orgazmo, Out Of Sight, Pretty In Pink, Pump Up the Volume, Rock N Rule, Sid and Nancy, Sin City, Sixteen Candles, Suburbia (not to be confused with Richard Linklater's SubUrbia, which SUCKED ASS!) Supercop, Super Troopers, Swimming With Sharks, Team America:World Police, Terror Firmer, Tromeo and Juliet, U-Turn

Television:

America's Next Top Model, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Crossing Jordan, CSI, Dead Like Me, Family Guy, Frasier, Heroes, Just Shoot Me, Law & Order, Medium, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Pokemon, Robot Chicken, Sealab 2021, Seinfeld, the Simpsons, South Park, Will and Grace, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Books:

favorite authors- Douglas Adams, Issac Asimov, Ray Bradbury, Jan Harold Brunvand, Gavin De Becker, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, George Orwell, Terry Pratchett, Ann Rice, Ann Rule, Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut Jr
currently reading- Memoirs of a Geisha (for the third time {I need some new books!})

Heroes:

She-Ra

My Blog

Yeah, thanks for promoting slavery.

Okay, so I was watching the television last night and on comes a commercial for the first three Star Wars films on DVD and how it's the perfect chance to share them with your kids.  Along with sn...
Posted by Robyn Robotron on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:56:00 PST

this week's winner

message 1. hi message 2. plus responses wanna hookup? No, for a myriad of reasons. what are they? Before I answer that, are you in any way a submissive, as it pertains to the BDSM lifestyle? yeah, I...
Posted by Robyn Robotron on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 01:16:00 PST

regarding messages

So, you like my profile, and you want to send me a message, what are you going to say?  You want to say something to get my attention, something to get me to write you back.  Check out these...
Posted by Robyn Robotron on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:00:00 PST

more informative than my "about me" section

A - Available?: yupA - Age?: 27A - Annoyance?: Those "add my friend, you remind her of her first crush, blah, blah, blah" messages that I get all the damn time. I don't know what their scheme is, and ...
Posted by Robyn Robotron on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 05:27:00 PST

Sweetums blog

Okay, if you don't know who Sweetums is, it doesn't matter, all you need to know is that she's someone who I never liked, but my friends hung out with her because she was always handing out pills.&nbs...
Posted by Robyn Robotron on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 07:25:00 PST

oh em effing gee

Read this, you won't believe it. I saw this on Dateline (or some other similar show, I can't remember) last night.  Who in their right mind would believe someone who calls, says they're a cop, an...
Posted by Robyn Robotron on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 02:45:00 PST

I get all the cool dudes.

The other day, I got the best opening message from a guy ever. you are soooooo cute... was wondering if you were into watching a guy get off on cam right now Yeah, that's what I'm talking about! ...
Posted by Robyn Robotron on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:54:00 PST

out-of-controlness

Okay, so last night, I got a little out of control.  I have unusual priorities, some things piss me off that make no sense to a normal person.  Like, people not dressing up at a costume part...
Posted by Robyn Robotron on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 04:57:00 PST

dead celebrities

So, I went to this party tonight.  I was told it was a "dead celebrities" themed party.  But, I got to this party, and not everyone was dressed up.  The hosetess's boyfriend (or exboyfr...
Posted by Robyn Robotron on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:46:00 PST

You have fun with that, guy, and with someone else, too.

Here's the winner of today's loser contest.  He's 39 with no picture, no profile information, and 6 friends that are all chicks.  Here's the only info he gives on his profile: Statu...
Posted by Robyn Robotron on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 12:25:00 PST