You-know-who and the No Spin Zone

My Interests

Music:

Misfits, New York Dolls, Sham 69, Slits, Danzig, Samhain, Pixies, Stereo Total, Sex Pistols, Ramones, Blondie, 80's cheese, Joy Division, The Cure, X-ray Spex, Lunachicks, White Stripes, Crass, Smiths, Dead Kennedys, Soft Cell, Balzac, Johnny Thunders, 50's Doo Wop, B-52's, Iggy Pop, Dick Dale, Lordi, Children of Bodom, Polysics, X, Brooke Hogan, Finnish metal, Emir Kusturica and the No Smoking Orchestra, Gogol Bordello

Movies:

Sid and Nancy, Romper Stomper, Where the Boys Are, Star Wars, The Great Muppet Caper, Kalifornia, Sunset Boulevard, Secretary, The Great Rock N Roll Swindle, Napoleon Dynamite, Natural Born Killers, Rocky 1-4 +6, Where the Buffalo Roam, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, You Got Served, Redneck Zombies, True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, Dr. Strangelove, The Legend of Nigger Charley

Television:

Simpsons, South Park, Insomniac, Crocodile Hunter, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Zoom, Antiques Roadshow, Mythbusters, Man Vs. Wild, Survivorman, Star Trek The Next Generation, Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and pretend space shows and pretend robot shows.

Books:

Books are for nerds.

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Mike Kroessig, Glenn Danzig, and my dad.

My Blog

An old one I want to save

I wrote in library books oh way back when I was..... 20. I was taking an art course taught by an insanely evil bitch who delighted in making the students cry. She somehow liked me, enough so that I s...
Posted by You-know-who and the No Spin Zone on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:23:00 PST

The Dark Knight sucks

The new "The Dark Knight" roller coaster at Six Flags Great Adventure in Jackson, NJ is not only one of the worst roller coasters I've ever been on, but one of the worst rides I've ever ridden. I wen...
Posted by You-know-who and the No Spin Zone on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:08:00 PST

Dont get Zach Galifianakiss Netflix DVD.

I wrote an e-mail to Zach Galifianakis after I watched his Netflix DVD: I used to think you were funny. I saw you do the jokes on ComedyCentral and I thought that. I even saw you on That Sarah S...
Posted by You-know-who and the No Spin Zone on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:57:00 PST

I swear at you, robot!

So at my new place, every few minutes the Internet will blink out for a second. This is no real problem except it screws up my INSTANT MESSAGING software and also disconnects Melina from the Wii when ...
Posted by You-know-who and the No Spin Zone on Wed, 07 May 2008 07:02:00 PST

The funniest fuckin thing happened

For some reason, Melina has been dying to go to Joe's Crab Shack lately.The only one in New Jersey is in some bumfuck town called Lawrenceville, in the Trenton "metropolitan" area. We were on our way ...
Posted by You-know-who and the No Spin Zone on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:13:00 PST

Nigga please

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Posted by You-know-who and the No Spin Zone on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:23:00 PST

Me and the retarded janitor were comparing our stickerbooks

Remember in olden times that you had to put your own stickers on your new toys after you opened them? And you'd put some of the stickers upside-down or in the wrong spot. Invariably you'd be halfway t...
Posted by You-know-who and the No Spin Zone on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:17:00 PST

Sparkling wiggles and Ed have been in my dreams lately

An e-mail to Ed: We were in an airport, but now that I think about it, it was PortAuthority Bus Terminal. We were required to give a baggage handler orsomebody or other $10. A flurry of people were gi...
Posted by You-know-who and the No Spin Zone on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:27:00 PST

POISONOUS PUSSIES FROM TEXAS

B's Whatever whatever: Don't touch pussies or you get poisoned Listen up, niggaz. There's this cute little caterpillar that you shouldn't touch or else you will get poisoned. It's called a pussy mot...
Posted by You-know-who and the No Spin Zone on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:31:00 PST

My Shadowman Experience

Once when I was a toddler, my mother hosted a tupperware party.At one point I noticed a figure staring in the window. It was perfectly black except for giant luminous white eyes.It was just staring at...
Posted by You-know-who and the No Spin Zone on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:09:00 PST