Jake - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Here are some things I want to do eventually:

throw/dip different things in lava and see what happens

push another car off the road for going too slow in the fast lane

go to a black sand beach

Grill a turkey

Do that thing where you put Mentos in Diet Coke and watch it explode

Get laser eye surgery

Write an About Me section that doesn't suck.

Vote for myself for President.

I will add more as I think of them

My Interests

painting, Mario Kart, knee high argyle socks, ping pong, St. Patrick's Day, chipmunks, 420, ranting, drawing funny things, chewy spree, the beach, lava, scratch off lottery tickets, my newfound Pink Flamingo

I'd like to meet:

Whoever can agree that I should rule the planet

Music:

On 8/20 I have been listening to Frank Zappa/Joe's garage, Old 97's, Pearl Jam, and the White Stripes.

Movies:

Tombstone is my favorite movie. Grandma's Boy is a new favorite.

Television:

Currently the only show I make a point to watch is The Office. My all time favorite shows include Arrested Development, Mr. Show, South Park, Reno 911!, The State, Seinfeld, Chapelle's Show, SNL, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, The Larry Sanders Show, and The Colbert Report

Books:

The Grapes of Wrath, David Sedaris books, The Book of Secrets, National Geographic magazine

Heroes:

Triumph the Insult comic Dog, Paris Hilton's judge, the inventor of Hawaiian Punch, Gold Bond Medicated Powder

My Blog

Here is what I wonder about people:

Answer these if you feel like it. My answers are provided. 1. What are your three favorite cereals? 1. Fruity Pebbles, 2. Boo Berry, 3.Cocoa Krispies 2. Have you ever been mad enough...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:57:00 PST

IT MUST BE CHRONICLED

I feel I owe it to the world to write a blog on one of the greatest experiences it is possible to experience. I am referring of course to seeing BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND LIVE IN N...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:18:00 PST

HALLOWEEN

With Halloween coming up fast, I thought I'd look to my loyal readers to perhaps suggest a costume worthy enough for me to rock. It's getting too close to Halloween without me having a solid ide...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:10:00 PST

IF I EVER NEEDED YOU FOR ANYTHING, I NEED YOU FOR THIS

I hope everyone who reads this and ever got provided any type of joy from anything I wrote will do me a solid favor. Go to this site and vote for Option 2, to brand the ball with an *. http://www.vote...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 06:46:00 PST

Here’s where I’ll be Friday night

Come bowl me and buy me a Blue Ribbon (or mai tai):
Posted by Jake on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:25:00 PST

HOT or NOT - 9/12/07

Can we make 9/11 a national holiday already? I'm not even all into it, but I am all for the best possible option for another yearly national holiday. The more days off per year, the better...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST

Brown Water or How I Made $300

I remember a time when I would come on MySpace and there would be fun comments and semi-interesting surveys, and now I sign on and there's nothing. I guess I have to rile people up or something....
Posted by Jake on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:29:00 PST

HOT or NOT....HOLLA!

This is my Vietnamese girl. She lives on my balcony in the cage you can see on the ground to the left. I feed her cat food, but it's the fancy soft cat food that's in the shape on diamond...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:13:00 PST

HOT or NOT - The Lindsay Baker Edition

This was just to scare her.
Posted by Jake on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:48:00 PST

HOT or NOT The The Because 2 People Demanded It Edition Continued Edition

How 'bout that title. Anyway, here's more: My Rating: 8 Explanation: Ba-ZOING! (I'll have you know I thought of what word to use there for a solid 5 minutes.) The story of the rest of her life:...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:18:00 PST