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My Interests

Playing a veritable cornucopia of musical instruments, Mixing records, Scratching/Chopping Beats/Juggling/Turntablism/Live remixing, Writing music, Drinking good beer..

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I'd like to meet:

Hank the angry dwarf.. and Abbey from NCIS *drool* Damn, I love hot nerdy girls

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Music:

My taste in style is very wide, but as far as what I actually like in each style, I'm very picky. I grew up on Punk Rock, but evolved into a plethora of different styles of electronic music, metal, reggae, jazz, blues, and even noise.

Movies:

If I added up all the time I've spent watching movies in my life, I think I'd feel I wasted a good portion of my life, just sitting and watching. I've probably seen way too many movies.

Television:

The only reason I watch T.V. is for the Simpsons. Best show ever. Other than that, I figure if there's time for T.V., there's time for music.

Books:

Within the last year, "Lost in the Funhouse, The Andy Kaufman Story," "Stranger Beside Me, the Ted Bundy story," "Green River Running Red, the Gary (the Green River Killer) Ridgeway story," "Murder Machine, the DeMeo Crime family," "Underboss, the Sammy (the Bull) Gravano story," "Iceman, Confessions of a Contract Killer (Richard Kuklinki)," "Donnie Brasco," minus a few others I can't recall at the moment.

Heroes:

Anyone who struggles in the face of adversity and doesn't compromise who they are.

My Blog

new Crime Machine songs are up

so give em a listen.do it.or you're grounded.
Posted by Mr. the Beard on Fri, 16 May 2008 06:20:00 PST

oldie but goodie

You need somebody to be with to feel complete. So you look for what you need in everyone you meet. Loneliness fuels your insecurities, and you think "Maybe something's wrong with me..." Take a little ...
Posted by Mr. the Beard on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 06:38:00 PST

I know it’s over

Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my headAnd as I climb into an empty bedOh well. Enough said.I know it's over - still I clingI don't know where else I can goOh ...Oh Mother, I can feel the ...
Posted by Mr. the Beard on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:02:00 PST

word? oh, words..

MISFITS "Hybrid Moments" if you're gonna scream, scream with me moments like this never last When new creatures rape your face Hybrids open up the door ooh baby when you cry your face is momentar...
Posted by Mr. the Beard on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:31:00 PST

I have a phone again

but I lost a crapload of numbers that were saved to my phone but not my sim.. So, hit me up and remind me what your number is. DO IT! yes..
Posted by Mr. the Beard on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:35:00 PST

fuh-keeng leperrrrrrd!

So yeah my phone decided to stop working the following month after my contract and one year warranty on my phone both ended. Freakin awesome, huh? I probably fucked up. I think I might have got it wet...
Posted by Mr. the Beard on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 02:00:00 PST

Goodbye Oklahoma Hello Oregon

Got on a plane yesterday at 3, had a rum&coke, got off in Phoenix, had a big-ass glass of Stella, got on another plane at 5:30, had another rum&coke, got to Portland about 7:30 tired from carr...
Posted by Mr. the Beard on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:29:00 PST

Next Thursday's the day

ticket's booked and all I have to do is send my tables/records/mixers and such and I'm out.
Posted by Mr. the Beard on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:43:00 PST

How could I expect anything more?

I was going to post a big long thing about how fuckin stupid these promoters are, how weak their lineups are, how their business skills are shite, and how if I had to cut someone from a lineup, I woul...
Posted by Mr. the Beard on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:57:00 PST

So I'm leaving in 2 weeks

for Portland. I've been here WAY too long. Too much time has been wasted. It's time to make it happen.And I'll apologize in advance for being kinda bad at "goodbye's." The only thing that makes it har...
Posted by Mr. the Beard on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:22:00 PST