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Miz Bacon...If You're Greasy

My underwear says I love DJ's..........sweet!

About Me

Im a pretty laid-back person. I do like to debate opinions, be an asshole every now-n-then, and make ppl laugh with my retarded off the wall humor. 98% of the time, if you write to me i'll write you back. The other 2% of the time i'll probably just not feel like it...or i forgot(that happens alot, so sorry in advance)I have lupus. i have a family that i dont talk about alot. i keep my issues to myself most of the time. i dont like people knowing my business until they are family. knowledge IS power, ya know. i hold power over me and me alone, i expect my friends to be the same way. i make excuses for no one but myself and i will be no ones excuse.i would give the shirt off my back if my friends or family needed it. on the other hand, i sometimes might just need my solitude and not answer my phone for the day. im moody but i wont put my bad mood off on you...so dont get pissed if i dont answer...be happy im being considerate ha!

My Interests

I smoke! I drank! Im suppos'd to stop but I caint!!! JK..i just quit. I also like to go bowling, see movies, i love to go dancin, or just chill at home with a bunch of friends....good conversation is so damn hard to find.....I find most ppl to be assholes or ignorant, and I'd much rather deal with the assholes. Honesty hold more water with me than anything. if you can be honest then you got balls and if you got balls then you can juggle. i dont know what that means, but now i really wanna see you try to juggle... I love to travel, ive been all over the US from the midwest to the east.......time to see the west coast!!! Lets go somewhere! Ive lived in minnesota, florida, ohio, virginia, texas, tennessee, michigan, west virginia, and oklahoma......i consider florida my home, cuz i lived there the longest and i LOVE it, and ohio my heart, cuz thats where i was born. since ive moved to oklahoma ive made better friends than ive ever had my whole life. these people are my family: aaron teh heck...he really gives a shit. HA! megan...i REALLY hate this bitches guts, but she loves my mean-girl eyes. ;) tony teh moonstar...he's mah nigga. matt teh scourge...he likes to look over there meghanne and j-sin...shes a little charmer and hes a handsome devil ;) D. Enemy...she will box you on the dancefloor! harli and bone...shes bossy and hes the birthday boy! sophia and me...red-heads supreme. PON!!! tiffany...no one else id rather see bad boy bill with! benuzzi...chico loves him like crazy! Ashley...the most divine cherry of them all. Robyn robotron and i...we are some silly girls ;)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is interesting...there are too many dull ppl in the world.I like meeting ppl who have goals (and strive for them!).....doesnt matter if your goal is going to school, bein a rockstar, whatever.....ya just gotta WANT something (passionate ppl are sexy)!!!!

Music:

just about everything. 'cept for stuff that sucks. i dont like that. always down to hear new or obsolete beats. i absolutely adore songs with robot voices and i love epic synth lines. DnB holds my heart...the deeper, dirtier, and grimier the beat, the more i love it.

Movies:

I like just about anything, except for the damn pop-princess-prepubescent-i wanna be a singer but i cant so i act-movies. I am for some reason amazed by the Faces of Death series. My favorites are ANYTHING by the all-mighty Quentin Tarentino, 8-mile, Rocky Horror Picture Show, GO, House of a 1000 Corpses, and almost anything by Kevin Smith. across the universe is a work of art..a complete masterpiece.

Television:

ha. tv is crap and the news makes me cry for humanity. love the simpsons and family guy though.

Books:

Autobiographies, medical stuff, forensics, ANYTHING by Stephen King(he could write the alphabet in his own shit and it would sell), Patricia Cornwell is one of my favorite authors, especially her Jack the Ripper:Portrait of a Killer....its a very convincing non-fiction. I will read just about any damn thing as long as its entertaining or educational.

Heroes:

Slim Shady........cause he just dont give a FUUUUUCK! ha. no really,my grandpa.i wish he was still here. theres something new i want to tell him every day.

My Blog

a special kind of bliss

last night was absolutely amazingly awesomely greati danced for almost 5 hours straight and can barely walk today but it was emotionally and physically worth it...because its going to be a while befor...
Posted by Miz Bacon...If You're Greasy on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:42:00 PST

piss off.

you know, normally im a lighthearted person and i love to joke as much as the next person, but if someone tells you they have to have surgery, a SERIOUS surgery for a very serious problem, you MAY wan...
Posted by Miz Bacon...If You're Greasy on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:00:00 PST

if you thought otherwise, you were sadly mistaken...

anyone who wants to judge me for what ive posted, said, believe, or feel.....you think i give a SHIT what you fuckin think about me?then you WERE sadly mistaken.delete, ignore me, dont ever fucking ta...
Posted by Miz Bacon...If You're Greasy on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:02:00 PST

one of the most candid blogs ill ever write.

you ever feel like you and everything you were worth was just thrown away. every word. every action. every thought. all that time. all that energy. all that love.and you get an answer as lame and disr...
Posted by Miz Bacon...If You're Greasy on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:58:00 PST

how well do you know me?

take this test and see how well you know me =)Create your own friendquiz here...
Posted by Miz Bacon...If You're Greasy on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:33:00 PST

a bed time story by chas

one night a man and a woman are laying in bed. the man is sound asleep. he starts talking about the news in his dream and the woman,who is half asleep herself, is awakened."huh?" she asks."i dunno" ...
Posted by Miz Bacon...If You're Greasy on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:53:00 PST

new tattoo work

im so happy with the work jerry has done on my back i have to share it with the rest of you. its SO addicting and almost theraputic for me when i get more ink work. this piece really means alot to me ...
Posted by Miz Bacon...If You're Greasy on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:43:00 PST

contemplating surgery.

So, as you all know i have many health problems...this is no secret.  The dilema that ive been having for the last year or so is about facing back surgery.  I have moderate scoliosis, degene...
Posted by Miz Bacon...If You're Greasy on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:59:00 PST

I think Matt Teh Whore got it right...

Subject: Bet you didnt know... ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: OdinistDate: Jun 2, 2006 2:28 PM...but you might have? -.-little blinky blobstwirling around the speaker fabri...
Posted by Miz Bacon...If You're Greasy on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 06:02:00 PST

tag bitches

To play this game, you post six weird habits/things about yourself and people who get tagged need to write a blog about their six weird habits/things. In the end, you need to choose the next six peop...
Posted by Miz Bacon...If You're Greasy on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 02:22:00 PST