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The Border Cops

You’d better dazzle me, boy...

About Me

Sometimes you just want to get in your Camaro, open the sunroof, drive to the beach, get the cooler out of the trunk, pop the Border Cops into the tape deck, throw your fist in the air, play a little air guitar, and rock.

The Border Cops bring it live, irreverently fusing 70’s cock rock and 80’s anthem metal with glossy pop, a punk sneer and a sense of humor.

Get their latest 11-song release, “Waterguns & Handcuffs,” from iTunes, eMusic, MySpace and various illegal Russian pirated MP3 sites.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/27/2005
Band Website: thebordercops.com
Band Members: Kurt Mueller - vocals

Adam Parness (aka Tuning Pedal) - lead guitar

Matt Scharfglass (aka Rick Sausage) - bass

Kristian (just Kristian...you know, like Cher) (aka Happy Hour) - guitar

Evan Parness (aka Ivan the Irritable) - drums

with honorable mention to Heather Tilert for her backing vocals
Influences: George Bush, Richard Simmons, bacon
Sounds Like: Just push the freakin' play button and stop being such a wuss.
Record Label: Hey, Van Halen doesn’t have a label, either.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

SAVE THE DATE! OCTOBER 4, BOWERY BALLROOM!

first show since february!
Posted by The Border Cops on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 03:15:00 PST