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CWB Midwestcoast

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



I am the choo choo train with square wheels from Toledo, Ohio. I hate meat, teach people how to ride a bike nowhere, found Jesus yesterday at Southwyck Mall looking for terrycloth robes, people watch at county fairs, Walmarts and Nascar shops, fancy a stylish mullet and Members Only jacket, procreated like I was supposed to, and love everything carny-like. I have an uncanny fascination with "challenged people" and Rascal scooters (the reverse beeping sound needs to be captured in song). I am also awed by the overall style of any and all police officers. I love the nicely trimmed moustache, bad white man fade hair statement and; most importantly, the sideburns shaved above and beyond the hairline! I am a drummer and lived the life for 10 years. I have seen much but the highlight of my career was playing a Simmons electronic octopad drumset circa 1988. I still play here and there at music shops. So, if you need a drummer, I am your cwb dream!
The Southwyck Mall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhHBJ3GaYic
At Ohio Skate Oct 2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtv1K-wrZhU

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus (I still think he is about as real as a sock puppet!)), Toni Halliday (YESSSSSS!!!!!!), Madonna, Parker Posey (she won't be my fake friend so she may be removed), Randolph Mantooth from the show, Emergency, any and all "paranormal" experts, Neil Diamond from 1972, Jandek, Tom Jones from 1976, and my next ex-husband.

Emergency! Opening Sequence (Voice Transmission)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jljPAcR9Kdk

Randolph Mantooth, Julie London, Robert Fuller, Bobby Trout and Kevin Tighe....what a cast! Everyday after school I learned about how to save lives. Thanks Emergency!

My Blog

Final thoughts on my April Project......

As I had predicted, my theory was correct.  With the exception of two people in my "top 40," none of them dropped a comment or message or acknowledged anything about my page.  Needless to sa...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:39:00 GMT

Beauty inside and out........

April is all about health and fitness!  I am releasing all my insecurities and exposing my stunning inners (literally) and my fellow bodybuilder brothers and sisters are overtly display their out...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:47:00 GMT

SARCASM PEOPLE WITH A SPRINKLE OF FUN FUN FUN!!!!!!!!

I have not been at this that long but come on!  Ladies (or shall I say overtly stupid-looking ho ho hos!) the pornstar look is flat out regoddamndiculous!  Do you feel remotely stupid when y...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:56:00 GMT

Rural Ohio Appalachian Fashion Week Spring/Summer 08

From head to toe...this is what WE are proudly parading this season.  Shall we begin?  Yes! Hair: Men-  mullets never go out of fashion and are what the ladies want this year.  In ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:26:00 GMT

The definition of what is "CWB"

Too many requests and interest in what encompasses a "CWB."  Therefore, I am outlining the prerequisites.  "CWB" stands for "Crack Whore Bitch." They are as follows:   1.  Must be ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:58:00 GMT

Good Afternoon!

Truly....this is way too funny.  What to say!?  I just hope I make some friends who are curious about the inner and outer workings of what IS a "CWB."  Only one other one I know of and ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:37:00 GMT