My Son is an Incompetent and His Friends are Fools by Linda S. Lewis |
Editor's Note: Because the staff here at the Freak Media are lazy fucking bastards,I have decided instead to post a note from my mother. I will point out to you that I have not edited it in any way....
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:16:00 PST |
Emergency Bulletin to Freak Media Staff |
Hey fuckers,My paper is going to press tonight; I have a stack of work and I have no time or tv or any ability whatsoever to cover the PA primary. Can someone try to pick this up, or even severa...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:52:00 PST |
Being Ben Bernanke: Inside the Head of the Fed by Houston Johansen |
Editor’s Note: Although not traditional ’campaign’ coverage, this article is for those voters who claim that their number one concern is the economy. Houston is a friend ...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST |
Barry OBama Wrestles with Past Traitorous Comments of Preacher by David S. Lewis |
"Barry" in Serious Trouble...Reverend Wright Chants and Waves Chicken Feet Totems, Incites Zombie Black America into Killing Spree...Ignorant Whites Advised to Lock Doors, Vote Clinton...
COLUMBUS, OH...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:02:00 PST |
Awkward Coverage of the Ohio Primary by David S. Lewis |
Editor’s Note: I normally try to cover the story while drunk, but write it while half sober. My editor at the Free Press, Dr. Bob Fitrakis, did not allow me this luxury, waitin...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:08:00 PST |
Attention Freak Media Staff (special by David S. Lewis) |
Hola, fuckers;
A few things for a few of you.
First off, nice work, everybody. Good enough, anyway; personally I think you are a bunch of hacks and con artists. It so happens I like hacks ...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:24:00 PST |
Ohioans Called to Vote in Primary by Screaming Vietcong Vickies by David S. Lewis |
>From an email I got from John McCain, one desperate day before the deal goes down in Ohio, Texas, Rhode Island and Vermont. This is an effeminate and shameless way to drudge up some of Ame...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:41:00 PST |
On the Trail of Senator Barack Obama in Ohio by David S. Lewis |
CINCINNATI, OH Senator Barack Obama attended a round-table discussion today at the Museum Center, a dialogue on the future of retirement in America. Five females joined him, all between the age...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:13:00 PST |
The Freak Media Goes to Cleveland: Coverage of the Debate by David S. Lewis |
I seemed to have peed on my suit jacket, just now, in the restroom here at the Cleveland University's Wolstein Center, location of the last Democratic debate in the...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:56:00 PST |
What Can We Do to Fuck Up This Election? Ralph Nader. by Ryan Bates |
McCain is cruising to the Republican nomination with ease, and little challenge from the "suspended" Romney or the Mike "Christ Is My VP" Huckabee. Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are ...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:46:00 PST |
