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About Me

The Freak Media is a cooperative effort of renegade journalists who don't know how to cooperate. This Myspace page is devoted to coverage of the 2008 U.S. Presidential race. Subscribe to the blog and you will have up-to-the-minute coverage (most of the time) and, God knows, all the idiotic commentary you can stomach. This is a non-partisan effort; you will gain the perspective of conservatives, liberals, and the clinically insane.
The intention of this site is to provide campaign coverage for people who don't trust the networks to tell the truth, or to accurately portray the candidates and their interests. We encourage you to comment on the blogs. If you have questions but don't want to take the time to do the research, send them in! Address them to whichever writer you would like to have answer them . Leave you own remarks on the candidates and their campaign in the comment section. We represent you...we know most of America is too weird for the Regular Media. Take heart, though...the Freak Media has your back.
THE FREAK MEDIA IS...
David S. Lewis, Editor in Chief
Lono
John Gleeson
V Mann........Contributing Editors
Max Beck-Keller
Houston Johansen
Chub Chub, Senior Political Analyst/Dave's Tapeworm

My Interests

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If you want to follow Campaign Trail 08 without any of the hype, request us and subscribe. We will not post meaningless bulletins and we are ad-free. All writers on staff are qualified members of the media (drug addicts and drunkards), so you will get expert analysis (addled ramblings) and top-notch coverage (when we get out of lock-up).

My Blog

My Son is an Incompetent and His Friends are Fools by Linda S. Lewis

Editor's Note: Because the staff here at the Freak Media are lazy fucking bastards,I have decided instead to post a note from my mother. I will point out to you that I have not edited it in any way....
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:16:00 PST

Emergency Bulletin to Freak Media Staff

Hey fuckers,My paper is going to press tonight; I have a stack of work and I have no time or tv or any ability whatsoever to cover the PA primary.  Can someone try to pick this up, or even severa...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:52:00 PST

Being Ben Bernanke: Inside the Head of the Fed by Houston Johansen

Editor’s Note:  Although not traditional ’campaign’ coverage, this article is for those voters who claim that their number one concern is the economy.  Houston is a friend ...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST

Barry OBama Wrestles with Past Traitorous Comments of Preacher by David S. Lewis

"Barry" in Serious Trouble...Reverend Wright Chants and Waves Chicken Feet Totems, Incites Zombie Black America into Killing Spree...Ignorant Whites Advised to Lock Doors, Vote Clinton... COLUMBUS, OH...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:02:00 PST

Awkward Coverage of the Ohio Primary by David S. Lewis

 Editor’s Note:  I normally try to cover the story while drunk, but write it while half sober.  My editor at the Free Press, Dr. Bob Fitrakis, did not allow me this luxury, waitin...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:08:00 PST

Attention Freak Media Staff (special by David S. Lewis)

Hola, fuckers; A few things for a few of you. First off, nice work, everybody.  Good enough, anyway; personally I think you are a bunch of hacks and con artists.  It so happens I like hacks ...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:24:00 PST

Ohioans Called to Vote in Primary by Screaming Vietcong Vickies by David S. Lewis

>From an email I got from John McCain, one desperate day before the deal goes down in Ohio, Texas, Rhode Island and Vermont.  This is an effeminate and shameless way to drudge up some of Ame...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:41:00 PST

On the Trail of Senator Barack Obama in Ohio by David S. Lewis

  CINCINNATI, OH Senator Barack Obama attended a round-table discussion today at the Museum Center, a dialogue on the future of retirement in America. Five females joined him, all between the age...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:13:00 PST

The Freak Media Goes to Cleveland: Coverage of the Debate by David S. Lewis

      I seemed to have peed on my suit jacket, just now, in the restroom here at the Cleveland University's Wolstein Center, location of the last Democratic debate in the...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:56:00 PST

What Can We Do to Fuck Up This Election? Ralph Nader. by Ryan Bates

 McCain is cruising to the Republican nomination with ease, and little challenge from the "suspended" Romney or the Mike "Christ Is My VP" Huckabee. Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are ...
Posted by FREAK MEDIA on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:46:00 PST