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"Nick Olds has been compared to literary greats such as Hemingway (Mariel), Twain (Shania), and Tolk

About Me

1) NAME: Nick Olds
2) BIRTHDAY: The day I see daddy :(
3) CURRENT LOCATION: In The Smiles Of Children
4) EYE COLOR: Dog dick red
5) HAIR COLOR: Dark and Curly, like my nightmares
6) RIGHT HANDED OR LEFT HANDED: Grip with right, tickle with left
7) YOUR HERITAGE: Irish and Mohawk Indian (so basically, an alcoholic)
8) YOUR WEAKNESS: Chocolate and Philipino girls (preferably together)
9) FIRST THOUGHTS WAKING UP: I wake up thinking I was sexually abused. Then I remember I fell asleep listening to Tori Amos again. And repeat.
10) YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: I’d like to think my engaging smile, but probably my ability to make people self-conscious about themselves, ugly
11) DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: No, but I'd like to be legally binded to something
12) IN THE PAST MONTH, HAVE YOU BEEN ON DRUGS: Yes, but only taxable ones. Go America
13) EVER BEEN CALLED A TEASE: No way. If I start a job, I finish it
14) IN THE PAST MONTH, HAVE YOU BEEN DUMPED: Obviously
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A Field Guide to the People of America: Gothic Teenagers

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Posted by ThePandaPage.com on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:37:00 PST

A Field Guide to the People of America: Waiters

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A Field Guide to the People of America: PETA

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A Field Guide to the People of America: Bill O’Reilly

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Posted by ThePandaPage.com on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:08:00 PST

A Field Guide to the People of America: Steven Spielberg

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A Field Guide to the People of America: Mac Heads

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Posted by ThePandaPage.com on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:49:00 PST

A Field Guide to the People of America: Gays

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Posted by ThePandaPage.com on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:35:00 PST

A Field Guide to the People of America: John McCain

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Posted by ThePandaPage.com on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:13:00 PST

A Field Guide to the People of America: White People Who Act Black

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Posted by ThePandaPage.com on Fri, 23 May 2008 10:09:00 PST

A Field Guide to American People: John Edwards

Everyone uses the Internet these days. That's why each week, The Panda Page breaks down the anonymity of America with a new series called, A Field Guide to the People of America.Last week, we met Oba...
Posted by ThePandaPage.com on Sat, 17 May 2008 05:28:00 PST