Hello, my name is Robert, aka, the dirty bum, and I'm running for president. Are you sick of the status quo? Are you disenfranchised with the current field for the nation's top office? Do you feel change is essential for progress? Allow me to be your voice during this campaign season and for the next four years.
I am a renaissance man, I'm handy with any tool, I read voraciously, I know how to handle fame, I'm an ordained minister, I understand living on a tight budget. These qualities prove that I have what it takes to lead this country deeper into the 21st century.
How?
That I read so much proves that I have a desire to learn and understand my world. I don't stand for the status quo and am a proponent of continual improvement. And rarely would you hear me end a sentence with a preposition.
I handle fame well, it simply doesn't go to my head. I am often seen with a tall blond and still I'm as well grounded an individual as there is.
I'm an ordained minister through universal ministries. Mike Huckabee who?
I live on a tight budget and feel I can bring our countries irresponsible spending under control.
How can you help! Place me in your top friends or write my campaign slogan in your header. Your help in spreading the word is not only appreciated it is necessary! We will take America back and tell the world to "leave our country alone, man."
You can also help by visiting my campaign headquarters online shop. You can purchase official Dirty Bum products to show your support of this true grass root campaign. Check back often as we'll be adding more items as the campaign heats up.
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