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DirtyBumforPresident

dirtybumforpresident

About Me

Hello, my name is Robert, aka, the dirty bum, and I'm running for president. Are you sick of the status quo? Are you disenfranchised with the current field for the nation's top office? Do you feel change is essential for progress? Allow me to be your voice during this campaign season and for the next four years.


I am a renaissance man, I'm handy with any tool, I read voraciously, I know how to handle fame, I'm an ordained minister, I understand living on a tight budget. These qualities prove that I have what it takes to lead this country deeper into the 21st century.


How?


That I read so much proves that I have a desire to learn and understand my world. I don't stand for the status quo and am a proponent of continual improvement. And rarely would you hear me end a sentence with a preposition.


I handle fame well, it simply doesn't go to my head. I am often seen with a tall blond and still I'm as well grounded an individual as there is.


I'm an ordained minister through universal ministries. Mike Huckabee who?


I live on a tight budget and feel I can bring our countries irresponsible spending under control.

How can you help! Place me in your top friends or write my campaign slogan in your header. Your help in spreading the word is not only appreciated it is necessary! We will take America back and tell the world to "leave our country alone, man."

You can also help by visiting my campaign headquarters online shop. You can purchase official Dirty Bum products to show your support of this true grass root campaign. Check back often as we'll be adding more items as the campaign heats up.
Robert's campaign apparel is now available online! Click link to browse Robert's great selection.
Awesome Graphics at pYzam.com

My Interests


BREAKING NEWS! ON THE MORNING OF FEB. 29TH, GOD HAS COME FORWARD AND HAS BLESSED ROBERT! THE CAMPAIGN HAS INTERPRETED THIS ACTION AS AN ENDORSEMENT! MIKE HUCKABEE, A FORMER MINISTER, DROPS OUT OF THE RACE FOUR DAYS LATER; COINCIDENCE?ROBERT, the only candidate blessed by GOD!

Robert proposes a 3rd Party Debate among Alan Keyes, Ron Paul - even though Ron is Republican, we all know he is libertarian - Ralph Nader and himself in the beautiful state of Montana, a great land that exemplifies the American spirit! Since the American Revolution's genesis was the colonial tavern's and pubs, we propose revisiting our cultural heritage and holding the debate in Montana's greatest bar, Sportsman's in Alberton!

Please welcome I. Dick Knightly to the DIRTY BUM ticket! ELECT ROBERT AND GET DICK KNIGHTLY!
Tall Blonds and being left the hell alone.

Due to the overwhelming amount of comments, please leave only support or hate comments related to the campaign . I get to see scantily clad women at campaign headquarters and much prefer real life bikinis to HTML broads!

Myspace Countdown
The DIRTY BUM PARTY is taking applications from venues to hold the party's convention in August! If you have a venue please drop us a line!

I'd like to meet:

I've already dropped acid with Janis Joplin, who else is there? Okay, I would do a line off of Hilliary's cheeks. If elected, I promise a tall blond in every fridge!


Music:

Bands and DJs, ROBERT wants you! At your shows, announce: "Vote ROBERT for President! Vote DIRTY BUM!" Be part of starting a national trend!
James Brown, man. If it has rhythm, I'm there.

Movies:

All the President's Men, Slapshot

Television:


In an effort to circumvent a media firestorm, ROBERT is releasing a photo of his harem of tall blonds.CHECK THE PHOTO SECTION FOR THE SCANDALOUS PHOTO OF ROBERT's HAREM!

"I have nothing to hide and I'm releasing this photo in the spirit of full disclosure. Unlike previous president's I don't favor cigars, I prefer blonds. I am ashamed of nothing, the exception being the brunette in the foreground!"

Asked if he could handle the heat of such a bold act, Robert stated, " I was married eight times, I can handle anything!"

A man of true character, our country needs this man!

Books:

Cemetery Street, Shangrila Trailer Park, One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to get Deadly, Four to Score, High Five, Hot Six, Seven UP, Hard Eight, To the Nines, Ten Big Ones, Eleven on Top, Twelve Sharp

Heroes:

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abe Lincoln, Jeff Hanson, John Zunski, Tall blonds, Mayor Joe, Scotty the beer man, Steff, Oscar Wilde, FDR, JFK, CDE, RFK, MSP,

My Blog

Robert to make Nation Wide Campaign Swing

Starting on Friday, July 4th Robert will begin a nationwide campaign swing. Robert will jump on freight in Missoula and ride the rails across our great nation. Being a veteran of this form of transpor...
Posted by DirtyBumforPresident on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:33:00 PST

Save America! DirtyBum Apparel... Sport your Support!

If you believe in my cause, tired of the mainstream B.S., or would simply like to voice your disdain for our country's political climate, step inside my online shop and take a look at my campaign appa...
Posted by DirtyBumforPresident on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:10:00 PST

Dirty Bum Platform

(Note, this is incomplete and the platform will be built plank by plank before readers eyes.Introduction: ROBERT, nominee of the Dirty Bum Party, political platform.Section 1: Domestic policy Section ...
Posted by DirtyBumforPresident on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:28:00 PST

Robert selects Irving Richard Knightly as running mate

Saturday, January 12, 2008 ..> ...
Posted by DirtyBumforPresident on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:02:00 PST

As the Nominee of the Dirty Bum Party...

I'm sick and tired! I'm sick and tired of the expanded campain season and the lack of quality candidates. Who cares about Iowa caucusus; why should New Hampshire have such a loud voice?  Are you ...
Posted by DirtyBumforPresident on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:32:00 PST