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About Me

I am God, what you think God can be a burning bush but not be able to be a member on MySpace????? Come on now!

My Interests

My interests are watching you in the shower. Many of you forget to clean between the toes, start remembering to do this.

I'd like to meet:

I know everybody

Sites God Likes:

    Google : Best Search Site Jokes : Funniest JokesNickism : And the truth will set you freeCoupons : Save Money on shoppingCool Site Blogger : Cool Site of the DayDoes God Exist? : Yes I do Diggin You : Photo RatingAtom Films : Funny Films Juicy Arcade : Free Games Embarrassing Stories : Funny Stories Bar TV : Drink Recipes

Music:

All music is good.

Movies:

Any movie with Jessica Alba , simply because I made Jessica Alba extremly hot. Everyone should thank me for this.

Television:

I enjoy watching Heroes, people may actually get these powers, but if you actually reached the level of consciousness required to get these powers, you wouldn't feel any need to use them.

Books:

3 must read books are Conversation with God by Neale Donald Walsch, The Power of Now by Eckhart Tolle, Stillness Speaks by Eckhart Tolle.

Heroes:

You.

My Blog

SmallTownJuliet's Question

Ask God a question and perhaps I'll answer it in my blog. Todays question comes from SmallTownJuliet SmallTownJuliet: Now... this may seem like a wierd question... but you and Jesus and the Holy Spiri...
Posted by God on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:26:00 PST

JoeJoe Phunksta's Question

Ask God a question and perhaps I'll answer it in my blog. Todays question comes from JoeJoe Phunksta JoeJoe Phunksta: i pray dear god.....does jesus really exist? Answer: Yes he did, but ask yourself,...
Posted by God on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 08:10:00 PST

No Questions Today, So Joke From God

Difference between men and women... Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks ...
Posted by God on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 06:06:00 PST

Shields's Question

Ask God a question and perhaps I'll answer it in my blog. Todays question comes from Shields Shields: excuse me, but why did u make me fat? is this some kind of cruel joke? Answer: I didn't make you f...
Posted by God on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:15:00 PST

Special J's Question

Ask God a question and perhaps I'll answer it in my blog. Todays question comes from Special J Special J: Oh god, you are so sexy. Do sluts make it to heaven? Answer: Thank you, yes I am a sexy MF, a...
Posted by God on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:29:00 PST

Hoobastank's Question

Ask God a question and perhaps I'll answer it in my blog. Todays question comes from Hoobastank Hoobastank: God, why is the sky blue? And why couldn't I have been born into a rich family? Why don't yo...
Posted by God on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:29:00 PST

BT's Question

Ask God a question and perhaps I'll answer it in my blog. Todays question comes from BT BT: Hey God, have you ever punished someone just out of spite? Answer: No, I never punish anyone at all, you sub...
Posted by God on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 06:44:00 PST

Ask God - Jake's Question

Ask God a question and perhaps I'll answer it in my blog. Todays question comes from Jake Jake: why is god always portraied as old? Answer: Only because many people wouldn't take the word of an 8 yea...
Posted by God on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 02:47:00 PST

Ask God - Drea's Question

Ask God a question and perhaps I'll answer it in my blog. Todays question comes from Drea Drea: Does being in your top 8 mean im obsolved of all my sins? Past and not yet commited? If not its somethin...
Posted by God on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 10:07:00 PST

Ask God - Masuli's Question

Ask God a question and perhaps I'll answer it in my blog. Todays question comes from Masuli Masuli: what is heaven like? And could you possibly let me know now if im going to get to go, so i know if ...
Posted by God on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 06:58:00 PST