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About Me

i'm a young lady straight outa hicksville(seriously). i dont fuck around with with people's hearts or minds and i dont take kindly to people who do. i'm so real i'm brutal. accept no imitations. if you're not gonna be upfront with me, dont bother being anything. i'm a very busy girl, and i have no intrest in playing games. if you want something come right out and say so, dont do the tip toe shit with me. i'm not as fragile as some may think. i'm a survivor, i've lived through things you've only seen in your nightmares. if you think you can break me you better wake up and smell the roses b/c sweetheart, trust me, you aint that special. i don't care what you think. i'm bitter, i'm jaded, i'm one of the best friends you could ever hope for. self-righteous straight-edge kids make me wanna pull my hair out. i'm not a myspace celebrity.(i totally swiped that from someone on lj) i'm pro-choice. i love kids. i'm antiwar. i support our troops. i rarely sleep. i'm always tired. i can talk faster than you. i am hypnotized by shiny objects. i have the attention span of a goldfish. i rarely finish things i start. i'm perfectly imperfect. i'm addicted to the internet. i'm more comfortable with my dog and cat than i am with most people. i'd kill any one of you befor i let any harm come to my pets. i couldnt care less if you buy your clothes at hot topic, walmart, or J Crew. i leave the house without brushing my hair at least once a month. my socks never match. i hate having to hit shift to capitolize one letter of a sentance and i rarely bother. i failed every spelling test i've ever taken. i talk way too much. i'm a hopeless romantic. i dont think i'm better than you just b/c of your race, religion, economic position, heritage, or anything else like that, i think i'm better than you simply b/c i am. i'm irish. i can rock a frisbee like hendrix can rock a guitar. i was born into the wrong generation. i dont do regret.check out www.DeviantNation.com (banner by devian Lucisptera)
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test

My Interests

Right now i'm planning my wedding, renovating my apartment, and starting up a business. If i have any spare time i spend it playing video games, reading, buying hats, buying makeup, buying purses and playing dress up. And I'm utterly obsessed with penguins.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who will bring me happy hippos. people who are comfortable in their own skin. actors, directors, producers, publishers. people i knew in a past life. bob hope. and people who know the true meaning of friendship... width="425" height="350" ..if you can finish this statement correctly then i want to meet YOU as well... the opposite of war isnt peace, its ___________.

Music:

I like it all, metal, rock, classic rock, rap, punk, ska, 80's, country, industrial, house, techno, trance basically anything that isnt just some high pitched guy whinging about his girlfriend. Oh, and Vanilla Ice is a GOD. I am 84% Metal Head.
. I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the
Metal Head Test
@ FualiDotCom

Movies:

The Breakfast Club, Mallrats, Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy, 16 Candles, Pretty In Pink, Devil's Advocate, The Princess Bride, Grease, Dirty Dancing, ZOMBIE MOVIES!!!old horror, Little Monsters, Happy Feet, Labyrinth, Pirates of the Carribean, any and all Johnny Depp movies, any and all Tim Burton flicks, 80's holiday specials ie: garfield, peanuts....and of course the movies i'm in.

Television:

how many networks is Law and Order on these days?? SCRUBS!! Discovery Kids: Paz and Big Penguin make the mornings worth seeing.

Books:

American Gods, Good Omens, Random Acts of Sensless Violence, Childhood's End

Heroes:

my mother and my father. for real... they're the best.and my jedi. every girl needs her knight.

My Blog

My Boyfriend Rox the Improv

(MY BOYFRIEND) WILL HILL IS PERFORMING AT THE NY IMPROV. (AGAIN) TONIGHT, THURSDAY JULY 6TH @ 9:30PM BE THERE AT 9:00PM SHARP 318 WEST 53RD STREET (BETWEEN 8TH AND 9TH AVE)   This is quite exciti...
Posted by [dn]Smalltownjuliet on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:48:00 PST

love, life, death

today, may 25th is our one year anniversary. i have never been so happy and content and sure of anything in my life. he is everything i've wanted everyone else to be. he's all of their good traits rol...
Posted by [dn]Smalltownjuliet on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:52:00 PST

thanks guys

well to the two of you who pointed out that i'd been hacked... thank you. i appreciate it. i took care of it and have control of my life again.  i dont know who posted the last entry, although i ...
Posted by [dn]Smalltownjuliet on Thu, 04 May 2006 06:34:00 PST

I LOVED HER, AND SHE LEFT ME, SO NOW SHE MUST PAY

kerri is a dumb fuck who doesnt remember to change her passwords when she breaks up with people. though her stupidity is my life i suppose. i could have a lot of fun with this. although i'm sure she w...
Posted by [dn]Smalltownjuliet on Tue, 02 May 2006 11:05:00 PST

i know some of you will understand this.

If there's someone you can live without, then do so.And if there's someone you can just shove out, do so.You can be my Yoko OnoYou can follow me wherever I goBe my, be my, be my Yoko Ono.Isn't it beau...
Posted by [dn]Smalltownjuliet on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:53:00 PST

sleep

someone help me sleep.
Posted by [dn]Smalltownjuliet on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:49:00 PST

quiz

Men See You As Playfulhttp://images.yournewromance.com/howdomenseeyouquiz/s ee-playful.jpg" height="100" width="100">Men want a challenge and you are the perfect playmateYou know how to push men's butt...
Posted by [dn]Smalltownjuliet on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:22:00 PST

*game iover*

the best way to win a game of poker is know your opponents tells i know all of yours. dont try to bluff the master
Posted by [dn]Smalltownjuliet on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 01:39:00 PST