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Suzy the Lonesome Cougar

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About Me


"Oh Lord, let me die naked in a fast car with the radio full on!"
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your IQ Is 140
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Lust Quotient: 79%
You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you!
You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have?
You Are Incredibly Logical
Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic
You think rationally, clearly, and quickly.
A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer! How Logical Are You?
You Are Italian Food
Comforting yet overwhelming.
People love you, but sometimes you're just too much. What Kind of Food Are You?
Your Hidden Talent
You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations.
You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts.
Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition.
The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary. What's Your Hidden Talent?
You Are 48% Sociopath
You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior.
Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse. Are You A Sociopath?
Your Quirk Factor: 55%
You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it.
Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them! How Quirky Are You?

Comes The Dawn:

After a while you learn the subtle difference
Between holding a hand and chaining a soul
And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning
And company isn't security
Kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises
After awhile you begin to accept your defeats
With your head up and your eyes open
With the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child
And you learn to build your roads on today
Because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain
And the inevitable has a way of crumbling in mid-flight
After a while you learn that even sunshine burns
If you stand too long in one place
So, you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul
Instead of waiting for someone else to bring you flowers
And you learn you really can endure
That you really do have worth
You learn that with every good-bye comes the dawn

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


People who don't suck ... in a bad way, I mean ... you can suck in a good way!

Music is my passion. If you like the music in the videos ... heck, if you can get halfway through all my videos, you might have the passion that I have for music. I don't really watch television, but I do believe that cartoons make me smarter. If you want to hang with me, the Discovery Channel is not the learning experience I seek. You can never have too many tattoos. Oh, and if you like blindingly spicy food ... I think we are already in love.

And this guy is pure f'n sex!

And, of course, so is the Brody!

My Blog

Walk A Mile In Her Shoes

I did a great many things this weekend -- all fun and exciting -- but nothing was as important as when I went to support my friend, Frank, because he was participating in "Walk A Mile In Her Shoes."&n...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 23:44:00 GMT

Baby Rats!

As promised, I took some pictures of the baby rats.  I really hate this cell phone for pictures, so I'll have to take more, hopefully sharper, pictures when the new phone gets here next week.We t...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:23:00 GMT

The New Year Is Off To A Bang!

I seem to be on the mend from the bird flu or malaria or whatever it was.  This was the nastiest cold I have ever had.  My sinuses were actually bleeding, I had headaches that riveled migrai...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 20:10:00 GMT

How I Spent My Christmas Vacation

It's been so long since I posted a journal, I'm just overwhelmed.  There is so much that has happened and at the same time, it's just the same ol' shit, different day. Sobriety has been good for ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 23:37:00 GMT

I Think I'm Ruining My Kid With My Music

So I put on the Bouncing Souls today.  I can't decide if I really like them, Greg's voice is kinda cool, but they aren't quite punk, not quite emo, not quite pop.  Hell, I'll give them point...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:28:00 GMT

It's Lonely

I can't really figure out if it is lonelier to be alone or if it is lonelier to be with someone that doesn't love you.  I have unfortunately been doing the research on this subject for years.I on...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:42:00 GMT

Okay, I Take It Back ... Holidays Aren't Fun, But Holiday Weekends Are!

I really needed these four days off. And my kids ... oh, my darling little angels ... made it the best shit I've done in forever.After I posted the last journal, I went out to karaoke. See, I don't dr...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 22:54:00 GMT

Holidays Aren't That Much Fun

Sometimes I just wish I fit better into the world. Not fond of Thanksgiving, don't really know why. Never had a bad Thanksgiving, per se, but for the last few years I really haven't felt it. What's th...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:41:00 GMT

Care To Lay A Bet On How Long A Tattoo Can Fix Me?

I worked all day on Saturday. Was too pooped to do anything that riveled the boobies of Friday night, although I must say ... I am rather obsessed with women these days. I think men just wear me out. ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:36:00 GMT

Why Women Like Bad Boys

A pictorial of Suzy's experience with the California state prison systemRon ... looks tame enough, huh? Wrong again...Music: Grandmaster Flash - White LinesCredit Card Chris ... the first one to write...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:38:00 GMT