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Voluptua

A small sentence you can read while you perv on the photo to the left.

About Me

Hi my name is VOLUPTUA. I am a member of the Satanic Sluts Xtreme www.myspace.com/satanicslutsofficial and perform violent, horrific and sexy burlesque shows around the UK and the rest of Europe with my dance and burlesque troupe. I also have done the odd bit of presenting on Rockworld tv (formerly known as Redemption tv) sky channel 368. Now my dance troupe Satanic Sluts Xtreme (add us www.myspace.com/satanicslutsofficial) dominates most of my time aside from some work as a fetish/goth/altenative/glamour model. I have also done some "acting" if you can call it that... in a couple of music videos such as Forever Never's "As I Lie" in which I played a bulimic babestation girl... oh the irony! And when I was 18 I starred in the short internet film "An Australian Vampire in London" both this film and some of my other work are available to view in my blog. I have recently played a prostitute/ glamour model in a high profile tv pilot comedy/drama called "Trollops of Threadneedle Street"I LIKE TO PARTY, I DON'T CARE IF YOU CALL ME A "WASTER" OR EVEN A "GROUPIE" BECAUSE I AM HAVING SO MUCH MORE FUN THAN YOU AND LIVING THIS WAY MAKES ME HAPPY. I am a very happy girl as I am so dont push your beliefs on me because I'll think you are shit.I love my friends more than anything, break any of their hearts and I will break your face. I am scared of the day my liver gives up on me. That's about all there is to know about me... I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Pretty men with tattoos and piercings playing rock n roll. Lingerie. Alcohol. Looking after my friends, ignoring bad people. A tip: too much thigh exercise gives you fat legs. Pole dancing is the best exercise in the world, after sex. Over analysing everything and anything 100s of times over and over again in my head and coming to conclusions that would seem to make me amazingly clever but I cannot express this intelligence to others... it sucks.

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY READ! Kind hearted people who do not take shit from wankers. Pretty boys and beautiful girls. By the way if you add me dont feel too special because I'll add anyone. If you are interesting and/or hot or want to book me for dancing/modelling then send me a message and I may get back to you if I like your message enough. Sorry if this seems harsh but let's be honest about our intentions. I appreciate honesty.Recent performance with Leigh de Vries at Punk with my dance troupe SATANIC SLUTS XTREMEI'VE BEEN IN QUITE A FEW MUSIC VIDEOS IN MY TIME:

Television:

Anything stupid really; Reeves and Mortimer, South Park, Family Guy, You Are What You Eat "I need to see your poo" haha Gilian McKeith is awesome, Girls of the Playboy Mansion, Wondershowzen!!!

Books:

The Dirt and Mrs Beeton's Household Management...

Heroes:

Tawny Kitaen, Kelly Bundy, Wendy James, David Firth, Paula Yates, BLACKIE LAWLESS My little Biddles Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayleeeey Nikki Sixx

My Blog

Satanic Sluts!

Please go and take a look and add us if you like what you see www.myspace.com/satanicslutsofficial  Whether you need to make your gig extra X Rated and gorey, add some sluttyness to your mus...
Posted by Voluptua on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:55:00 PST

"take care"

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE FUCKING SAY "TAKE CARE" it is the most dismissive and UNcaring thing you can ever say!  You are talking to an ex who you really still have feelings for and they say "take ca...
Posted by Voluptua on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:34:00 PST

Voluptua's best bits ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3D93cmoVdE   A very sweet guy called Mark just informed me he has made a compilation of some of my work.    You are lovely Mark! xxx...
Posted by Voluptua on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:50:00 PST

I'm in ANOTHER music video!

http://www.avoidanceofdoubt.com/releases.html   If you are a self righteous bitch/ a member of my family/ a feminist then please dont watch it coz it has tits in it.   as for the rest of you...
Posted by Voluptua on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:24:00 PST

Sometimes we all need a good laugh

When life gets shit, all you can do is laugh.  which is why I am going to share this SHAMEFUL HUMILIATING performance of mine in "An Australian Vampire in London" filmed almost 3 years ago when I...
Posted by Voluptua on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 02:41:00 PST

READ THIS

I LOVE this song.  So should you. .. language=Javascript>';dc.write('');dc.write('');//-->..>So what am I not supposed to have an opinion Should I be quiet just because I'm a woman Call me a bi...
Posted by Voluptua on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 01:57:00 PST

MUSIC VIDEO!!! look at this, seriously!!!

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&f riendID=4135038&blogID=125075346&MyToken=6c4aa799-52 d3-44f3-b291-553595a0ac54   This is the video for "As I Lie" by Forever Nev...
Posted by Voluptua on Tue, 30 May 2006 03:08:00 PST