Pretty men with tattoos and piercings playing rock n roll. Lingerie. Alcohol. Looking after my friends, ignoring bad people. A tip: too much thigh exercise gives you fat legs. Pole dancing is the best exercise in the world, after sex. Over analysing everything and anything 100s of times over and over again in my head and coming to conclusions that would seem to make me amazingly clever but I cannot express this intelligence to others... it sucks.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY READ! Kind hearted people who do not take shit from wankers. Pretty boys and beautiful girls. By the way if you add me dont feel too special because I'll add anyone. If you are interesting and/or hot or want to book me for dancing/modelling then send me a message and I may get back to you if I like your message enough. Sorry if this seems harsh but let's be honest about our intentions. I appreciate honesty.Recent performance with Leigh de Vries at Punk with my dance troupe SATANIC SLUTS XTREMEI'VE BEEN IN QUITE A FEW MUSIC VIDEOS IN MY TIME:
Anything stupid really; Reeves and Mortimer, South Park, Family Guy, You Are What You Eat "I need to see your poo" haha Gilian McKeith is awesome, Girls of the Playboy Mansion, Wondershowzen!!!
The Dirt and Mrs Beeton's Household Management...
Tawny Kitaen, Kelly Bundy, Wendy James, David Firth, Paula Yates, BLACKIE LAWLESS My little Biddles Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayleeeey Nikki Sixx