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BAMBI

Faster than a spastic in a magnet factory!

About Me

TROUBLE! When I grow up I want to be more famous than God.I'm a Gypsy-Mongrel.... Part Persian, Spanish, Russian, Indian, Scottish and Peckhamish, and saaarrrf London born and bred so you better watch ya back.....BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP!!!!I'm in a band called The Dominoes. I work as a bar maid/general nuisance at the Intrepid Fox. I'm a bellydancer. When I can be bothered I model, but I like chocolate too much. I'm an exhibitionist and happiest on stage or with few clothes on.I'm not rude....just honest. I say what I think but don't always think before I speak. I'm quite dumb and walk into things alot. Usually people. I'm a chav at heart...give me trash anyday. Nothing gets in the way of me having a good time....get pissed and destroy!!!..

My Interests

Sex drugs n rock'n'roll. Sleaze. Dancing. Cheesiness in any way, shape or form. Meat. All that glitters.

I'd like to meet:

People who'll supply me with drugs, booze and diamonds. Cheesemeisters n Sleazemeisters. Pirates. Gangsters. Cowboys. Footballer's wives. Jokers. Happy go-lucky people that like drinkin and dancing. Goodtime girls who don't hate me. Eyelinered men in tight trousers...or with long blonde hair...Swedish men! heheh. Rockstars, glamourous people of good taste and anyone fabulous...

Music:

Rock'n'Fuckin Roll, muthafuckers!!!!!!!!!!!Motley Crue, Guns'n'Roses, Desmond Dekker, Jimmy Cliff, Joan Armatrading, Social Distortion, Blondie, Devo, Skid Row, W.A.S.P, Poison, Johnny Cash, Billie Holiday, Cinderella, Backyard Babies, Hardcore Superstar, Buckcherry, Nina Simone, Madonna, Ramones, Black Crows, Pixies, Amen, Phil Spector, Big Bill Broonzy, Leadbelly, Elvis, Ray Charles, Sex Pistols, Slayer, Motorhead...Anything loud, dirty and noisy. Or so cheesy it hurts. CUNTRY. You know it makes sense.

Movies:

Films about drugs. Gangster films. 50s films when women were women, men were men, and everyone was beautiful. Films that look really fucking cool and have absolutely no substance...Tarantino stuff, French new wave etc. Films with people sitting about moodily in Cafes smoking.

Television:

Footballer's wives, honey!

Books:

Anything by Oscar Wilde, Saki, Irvine Welsh, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, Jack Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson, Zadie Smith....cheap n nasty celebrity biographies. The Dirt, obviously.

Heroes:

Malcolm X, Nikki Sixx, Shakira, Lemmy, Marilyn Monroe, Billie Holiday, Madonna, Pamela Anderson, Elvis, Muhammed Ali, Joey Ramone, Giselle, Nina Simone and a load of other fuckers that I can't be arsed to list right now......