what ABOUT me...?!?......i ♥ love monkeys!! =)
what ABOUT me...?!?......i ♥ love monkeys!! =)
looking for a new job... not having sex... and getting fat.
THE ♥ I'D LIKE TO MEET...
Bring on the Tall, Dark (not necessarilly) & Handsome!!! He's also gotta be Humorous, Smart, Sweet, Strong, Sensitive, Spiritual, Sexy, & Stylish who worships the ground I walk upon!! =) ... But I am willing to settle for someone who is obnoxiously rich like BILL GATES!! =p ...THE FAMOUS I'D LIKE TO MEET... ♥ DONALD TRUMP... I think I can get him to change his hair...♥ JESSE METCALFE... I think I can get him to take off his pants...♥ JENNIFER ANNISTON... We could have drinks and talk about what a block-head Brad is...♥ OPRAH WINFREY... I'd like to have dinner w/her and discuss the meaning of life and self-realization...♥ DR. PHIL... I'd like to let him pick my brain...♥ GEORGE W. BUSH... I'd like to see if he even has a brain...♥ THE DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS... wouldn't it be an amazing blessing to be able to *sit down* with the next leader(s) of our nation? let's *NOT* do another blockhead bush!!...THE FRIENDS I'D LIKE TO MEET... Be fun and funny! Be thoughtful & sensitive! Be empowered! Set out to change the world! Be passionate and laid back! Be a lover! Be a fighter! Be a humanitarian! Fight the power! Be an asshole! Don't be a hypocrite!! For the love of god... just be YOU - 'cuz no one can be it better than you!! =)
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IGLESIAS ENRIQUE lyricsCELINE DION (The woman has pipes!) ... ... ...EVANESCENE (I'm probably butchering the spelling.. but damn they rock!) ... ... ...KELLY CLARKSON (The girl has pipes!) ... ... ...MENUDO (Remember them? I will ALWAYS love my first teen crush group) ... ... ...TONI BRAXTON (Sing it sister!!) ... ... ...
~action~ THE INDIANA JONES SERIES (I really hate snakes!) ... ... ...~comedies~ AUSTIN POWERS 1 & 2 (Yeah Baby! ... That sort of thing ain't my bag!) ... ... ...ELF (Just say it! I'm a cotton headed Ninny-muggins!!) ... ... ...the SCARY MOVIEs... (they're just soooooooo stupid, you HAVE to laugh!!!) ... ... ...THERE's SOMETHING ABOUT MARY... (is that hair gel...?) ... ... ...~fantasy~ THE LION THE WITCH & THE WARDROBE (this movie certainly did the chronicles of Narnia book series justice... i absolutely loved the white witch!!! can you say 'evil'? lol!) ... ... ...THE LORD OF THE RINGS SERIES (My precious!) ... ... ...~love~ GONE W/THE WIND (Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn! ... AND... "You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how." ... ... ...~sci-fi~ ALIEN & ALIENS (In space... no one can hear you scream.) ... ... ...the TERMINATOR... (i'll be back!) ... ... ...
FAMILY GUY... (I'll handle it Lois; I read a book about this sort of thing once... ... Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't... ... nothing? ... Oh yeah... Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)...
The Chronicles of Narnia (Anything by C.S. Lewis...)...The Harry Potter Series (YES! I really do!!... I refuse to ever truly grow up!!...)...Pride & Predjudice (My FAVORITE story of all time...)...The Stand (Anything by the master KING...)...Swan Song (Robert McCammon was brilliant here...)...RELIGIOUS BOOKS (including the bible)...INDUSTRY READS (Mktg & Advtsg)...PSYCHOLOGY / SOCIOLOGY / SELF-HELP (Understanding human nature)... are also a favorites of mine...
J. K. ROWLING... her life is like the pheonix - rising from the ashes into a beautiful new creature...JENNIFER ANNISTON... her silence in the face of much public adversity... and later calm demeanor is very admirable...My friend LILY... she has come sooo far & done so much... she makes me proud and gives me hope...My friend JEANI... she too has come sooo far & done so much... through both trials and tribulations she holds her head up and TRIUMPHS with dignity!! she makes me proud and gives me hope too...JESUS CHRIST - the greatest role model of them all!