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About Me

I'm Tom Riddle. I don't really care for people very much. I despise you. One day I will rule the world. Really. Does the name VOLDEMORT ring any bells? I killed my Muggle father! Muhahahahaha. That's hardcore right? I will kill Potter. Not even precious love can stop me. Dumbledore's boy will die.

(Alright so precious love DID stop me and I didn't actually kill Potter. I tried though.... Sue me okay? I had a bad childhood and I clearly had a personality disorder. At least Potter will be stuck in therapy for the rest of his happy life.)

I sometimes get disturbing fanart:

This does not amuse me.

Even worse are the psychotic traitors who think that I lo....like them.

The Weasley Welfare twins made this.

Horrific picture by Mary the muggle.

My Interests

Snakes, killing, Dark Magic, blueberry muffins, killing Harry Potter, killing Muggles, wizardry, seducing young girls, Parseltongue, killing, basilisks, torture, Death Eaters, Dr. Phil, Salazar Slytherin, killing, flying, horcruxes, Bellatrix Lestrange, not dying LOLZ

One of my masterpieces.

Slytherin's monster.

The boy who must die.

Weasel's lovely artwork.

I get bizarre fan art from my insane acquaintances. They really do lo...like me.

Potter dead by Kristin.

By Cho Chang.

Stormie Sky is delusional.

By Mary the Muggle.

I'd like to meet:

Your mother. I'd also like to meet your entire filthy muggle family for my own agenda.

Music:

The beautiful sound of people screaming in agony or begging for mercy. I also like German metal.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Movies:

This hurt like hell.

Television:

Is a muggle invention designed to turn them into mindless zombies.

Books:

Mein Kampf, Conversations with Stalin, The Dark Arts for Dummies

Heroes:

The lovely Jeannie

Myself of course!

My Blog

READ ALL HERMIONES: I WILL NOT ADD YOU.

The subject says it all: No more Hermione Grangers for me. Today I had five back to back friend requests from Hermiones. Does anyone else notice that there is at least 500,000 Hermiones on this websit...
Posted by Tom Riddle on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 02:14:00 PST

Survey

Name: Tom Marvolo Riddle Birthdate: December 31, 1926 Birthplace: London, United Kingdom Current Location: London, United Kingdom Eye Color: Dark sometimes red Hair Color: Black Height: 6'...
Posted by Tom Riddle on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:22:00 PST

Amusing Muggles.

Lately I've been getting some interesting fanmail that I thought I'd share because I found it very comical. This one is the winner: "HARRY POTTER SUCKS ASS !!! n i dnt care who he is all the charicts...
Posted by Tom Riddle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST