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About Me

Well...I USED to go to school at Hogwarts with fellow Magic peeps. I enjoyed Asian women. Harry pissed me off when he asked Cho out...but I figured I should give the guy a break since he helped me out with that whole dragon ordeal. I would also like to mention that Myrtle tried to rape me in that bathtub.....*shudders* The Triwizard tournament kicked my ass...I would have won if...well...Cho's lover when she isn't harrasing the monkey's:
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My Interests

Asians, deep sea fishing, my eyebrows, the afterlife, butterbeer, gilly weed, house elves in drag, stew, dragon hunting. My Asian Sensation (even though she was cheating on me with Filch) Harry in the bathtub...YUMMY. Cedric- "Harry, will you meet me in the maze tonight...our usual dark corner?" Harry- "Of course Cedric just bring the toys and try not to make Tom jealous."

I'd like to meet:

Cho Chang's mom, any Veela, Rita Skeeter again so I could get a good interview like I deserve, and Wormtail so I could choke him.

Music:

The music has stopped for me but I was known to listen to a little techno from time to time.

Movies:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Sixth Sense, Dragonheart, and Shark Tale.

Television:

My parents never let me watch it.

Books:

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. The other ones suck because I'm not in them.Damn I look, I mean LOOKED good. What a bloody shame.

Heroes:

Myself:

My Blog

For those of you who don't believe me

*cough cough Taryn cough* I just wanted to give proof that my disfortunate dissapearance was not voluntary. I haven't been off on vacation. I was being bewitched by a she devil named Juanit...
Posted by Cedric on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 10:07:00 PST

Cho kidnapped me!

I have missed you all...and for those of you who haven't missed me...get bent! If you would like to hear why I have been missing ask Cho Chang. Wait...scratch that...the bitch is full of lie...
Posted by Cedric on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:05:00 PST

Miss me?

I was just informed some of you think I have died. Ummm that's just a tad dissapointing since I'm already DEAD! You should have come up with something more clever. I have been away...on the show ...
Posted by Cedric on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:38:00 PST