Tagged |
TAGGED! The SEXY rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, o...
Posted by Harry Potter on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:17:00 PST |
My Rules |
Unless you've been trapped in the Malfoy's secret underground dungeon for the last decade, you know that I'm proably going to die in about a week. I know you're all very excited for this to happen and...
Posted by Harry Potter on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:29:00 PST |
GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION |
1. Is your name Tom Marvolo Riddle?2. Is your name I AM LORD VOLDEMORT?3. Can your name be spelled with the letters t,o,m,a,r,v,l,i,d,e?4. Are you willing to sacrifice your life for mine?5. Could you ...
Posted by Harry Potter on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:18:00 PST |
READ ALL HP FANS |
I'm not friggin Daniel Radcliffe and if you think I am you're a bloody damn idiot since I never claim to be him. So please don't message me calling me a fake or an impostor or asking me if you can be ...
Posted by Harry Potter on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 09:34:00 PST |
The Ballad of Cho-Hoe |
Cho was sick of all the other Asian whores laughing at her. "You do not know Five Banana Magic!" They tell her. "You make ancestors shame!"They are wrong! Thought Cho. I will teach them. I will learn ...
Posted by Harry Potter on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 03:18:00 PST |
People I am shagging/seducing/stalking |
I had to make a list because the number of my admirers is rising rapidly every day and not even I can keep track.The old favorite. No one even comes close. Let's continue.She let me deflower her. Slut...
Posted by Harry Potter on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:59:00 PST |
The truth about Ginny Part Two |
Ginny was feeling saucy tonight so I am editing this blog in childish retaliation. As you all know I was recently gone for a few days investigating a lead I got from my sister Luna about a possible ho...
Posted by Harry Potter on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 04:50:00 PST |
