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Tony Montana

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About Me

I am Tony Montana... political prisoner from Cuba. All I have in this world is my balls and my word... and I don't break them for nobody. A lot of people thought I was dead after Sosa's hit squad pumped 87 bullets into me and I fell face-first into my indoor fountain in my old mansion in Coconut Grove... but you can't kill me, maing. I survive and lay low for 21 years and now it's my time to make another move up the ladder. The only regret I have is shooting mi compadre Manolo. He may have been fucking my sister and flicking his tongue around to the ladies... but he was always like a brother to me.

BEFORE YOU TRY TO ADD ME... READ MY BLOGS

My Interests

Eating, drinking, fucking, sucking, cocaine, guns (especially ones with grenade launchers) surveillance cameras, tigers, cigars, doing business at the Babylon club, bubblebaths, white leisure suits, Michelle Pfeiffer

I'd like to meet:

All the major cartels from Medellin to Cartagena, and Bahaman bankers. I would also like to meet Caspar Gomez and the Diaz brothers so I can bury those cock-a-roaches.

Music:

Salsa, bad new wave disco shit... but none of dat Rap shit maing!

Movies:

Anything with Humphrey Bogart or James Cagney... I like those guys.

Television:

The news and documentaries on Pelicans.

Books:

Books? Fuck books, maing!

Heroes:

Al Capone, Pablo Escobar

My Blog

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Scarface - the short version
Posted by Tony Montana on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 05:21:00 PST

Why am I denying your add request?

I tell you why maing... you see, I used to just go ahead and approve every add request I got. I figured "hey... this is a profile for fans of the maing himself... a profile for the people". Well that ...
Posted by Tony Montana on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 11:00:00 PST

I'll leave comments when I want to, so quit jor fucking whining

I hate rules, maing... but I has to draw the line somewhere. I look forward to reading my comments, but when I get these comments where people are begging me to comment back and tell them how fucking ...
Posted by Tony Montana on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 03:16:00 PST

Joo rappers got it all wrong, maing.

I don't know when I all of a sudden became the object of affection for the Hip-Hop world. Maybe it was that "New Jack City" movie dat started it all, who knows? All I know is that I don't understand i...
Posted by Tony Montana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST