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Jackie Aprile

Hey, fuck him. Is he gonna sit down, or not?

About Me

Along with my good friend, Tony Soprano, I came up quickly through the ranks of the DiMeo Crime Family. Eventually, I became the acting boss once Ercoli 'Eckley' DiMeo was on trial and I became the official boss once he was sentenced to life in prison. My reign was pretty peaceful, and everything seemed to be going good until I got intestinal cancer...fuckin' cancer.

My Interests

I love sitting around at The Bing and Satriale's with the crew to talk business. I also enjoy diners, vacationing, and spending time with Jackie Jr.

I'd like to meet:

My wife and kids. I'd also love to see all the old crew again...Tony, Pussy, Paulie, Ralphie, and Silvio.

Music:

I honestly enjoy it all except for rap and hip-hop. Recently, I've been listening to The Departed soundtrack...It's fucking killer.

Television:

That O.J. Simpson trial was really something. In Jersey, they would've fried his worthless ass.