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Jared

SUBWAY.................eat fresh

About Me

I'm Jared. I've lost tons of weight on the subway diet. I used to be a cow, but i'm thin and hot and wear tons of lipstick!

My Interests

Subway
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I'd like to meet:

Dr. Atkins

Music:

Barry Manilow. Man is he hot.

Movies:

Cable Guy, Hey Arnold

Television:

Barney, The Nanny, Roseanne, Lizzie McGuire

Books:

Books on Philosophy. You guys aren't smart enough to understand it.

Heroes:

Dr. Atkins