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I'm rep'n the Dirty South (from the Middle East, remember?). Anywhoter I'm here to clean your souls of the nasty what not the world has bestoyed upon you my child.

I have a love hate thing with my dad ever since he set me up to be murdered (after a life of virginity). I'm kinda not sure what to think bout all yall folks wearing those crosses. Flash backs and all that.

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Vitals

Age :: Old
Body :: Athletic
Status :: Single
Here for :: networking and friends
Orientation :: Not Sure
Hometown :: Bethlehem
Ethnicity :: Middle Eastern
Interests General ::Walking on water. Speaking the word. Making wine. Walking a long ass way.
Books :: Maybe you've heard of mine.
Music :: Something with a harp.

Misc

Heros :: Myself
Zodiac Sign :: Capricorn
Religion :: Christian - Other
Children :: Proud Parent
Smoke/Drink :: No/Yes
Income :: $250,000
Occupation :: God / Jesus

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Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:21:00 GMT

The Official Jesus MySpace

Welcome my little lambs and heathens alike. There may be some confusion about who the real Son of God on MySpace is but I can assure you, it is I. Peace be with you. Except for Tom Cruise
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 14:44:00 GMT