John Stamos, Man i&.39;m FAMos!

About Me

I'm John Stamos. I've taken Chuck Norris's place as Jesus. I've put it in DJ's butt. Thought i'd answer that before you asked. No comment about the Olsen twins. WOO. Two years and great lawyers saved me, but anyway. I'm a very lonely sexy man. I'm a has been turned is again. I'm too sexy to be lonely. I'm always with my good buddy David Hasselhoff. The Hoff we call him. He had to appear on Spongebob to keep his name out though. I'm a very sexy, lonely man. Add me sweet cheeks ;)

My Interests

Long walks on the beach, Short walks over to DJ's house, Apple Juice, Watching men's tennis while wearing Olsen Twins Lip Gloss (tm), Dan's Fan City, Practicing pick up lines in the mirror, Picking myself up in the mirror (im not into me apparently), and more

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris, That guy from America's funniest home videos, DJ's butt again, Dane Giddens, Sean Paul, Flea, Dale from King of the Hill

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Motley Crue, Metallica, AC/DC, Clay Aiken

Movies:

The land before time series

Television:

Full House, AFV

Books:

THIS IS A PARODY, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLYAnd Moby Dick. I've gotten to the part about Moby, i'm waiting to get to the part about.....

Heroes:

Myself, and of course The Hoff