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About Me

Jessica (â€¦or how I define myself)
Main Entry: Je-si-ca Pronunciation: /Je-si-ka/ Function: Noun (sometimes proper, sometimes incredibly improper) Etymology: US Southern Jessie, from Yankee Jessica - to pick a name that's popular in the 1970's. Date: 1975
1 a : A young woman who feels old, who is tall in stature and semi-sound of mind who has a talent for inconsistency and enjoys making people laugh. b : A nutcase who had a wonderful childhood but screwed up her happy ending by being rebellious and misguided as a teen and young adult.
2 a : A mother of three beautiful but dysfunctional children who loves them completely, but isn't always attentive and lacks some basic parenting skills, which may cause them years of expensive therapy in the future. b : Abbey's "Ma Dukes". c : Anthony's "But Mommy" d : Claire's "Bits Mama". e : Archaic term no longer used by any sperm donors.
3 a : A wannabe Writer/Artist with severe A.D.D. issues who cannot focus on any on thing for more than an hour at a time. b : Someone with a decent level of creativity, imagination and intelligence who could make something of her self but chooses to become preoccupied with anything that will keep her from her goals and aspirations.
4 a : A single white female who has commitment issues that have often caused her to be likened to "a man". b : A woman who's views on love and soul mates has always been fantastical in their content, but steadfast in their lack of ability to settle for something akin to love, but not love. c : A bitch from hell who will not go back once the relationship is over.
5 a : Someone who loves to read classic novels, but no longer has time, loves Turner Classic Movies, but can't hear over the screaming toddler, and wants an iPod really bad b : Sports lover who played basketball through High School, and still enjoys watching live sports and playing the occasional game of Horse. And kick ball.
6 : An emotional train wreck who has always had a hard time finding the middle ground and always cares too much or two little, which has resulted in mostly issues of the anxiety variety, but sometimes borders on depression, which sucks, but is usually when she becomes the most creative and is beginning to think she is either actually crazy or is just one of those tortured artist types who isn't technically an artist, but who pretend to be one in her head on frequent occasions.
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My Interests

Writing, reading, jogging or running on empty, a beer with friends or wine alone, anything historical, and watching my kids' sporting events. Except when the season last for months and months with no break, and then I like rainy days.

I'd like to meet:

ATTENTION - please notice in that nifty box to the lower left, I am not here for Dating or Serious Relationships. In fact, it bothers me that "Extreme Blogging" is not an option.Also - I am not here to purchase Gucci bags, or receive free Macy gift cards, or look at your hot new portfolio of naked pictures.

Music:

Evanescence, Hinder, Aerosmith, Prince, anything 80's, Norah Jones, The Eagles, Ella Fitzgerald, GNR and The Mary Poppins Soundtrack (which I have memorized and can perform on demand)

Movies:

The Others, Breakfast at Tiffanys, The Lord of the Ring series, The Prince & The Showgirl (M. Monroe), Rush Hour, Roman Holiday (A. Hepburn), Toy Story.

Television:

Survivor, CSI:Las Vegas (the others are crap), Supernatural, Close to Home, Cold Case, and anything on HGTV (Trading Spaces ROCKS)or the History Channel.

Books:

Jane Austen, Brontes', Hardy, Steinbeck, Eliot novels - and Anne Rice. And a nifty little book called "Goodnight Moon".

My Blog

Just Call Me MySpace Hoffa

I started a new job almost three weeks ago as the new Business Manager for a group of doctor's at our local hospital, and it's just what I needed. Between softball/baseball games and practices, ...
Posted by Jessica-Uncensored on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:00:00 PST

How Much is Your Soul Worth?

Maybe the problem with the world today is only that we don't work hard enough. I don't mean to say that 10 hours a day behind a desk kissing some fat, cranky rich guy's ass isn't hard work, bu...
Posted by Jessica-Uncensored on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

I May Have Wasted 27 WHOLE Years

I think some of life's most important lessons may have been lost during my short-lived "pot-smoking" days back in the mid-90's (I say it like that because it sounds like SO long ago). I've tried...
Posted by Jessica-Uncensored on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:04:00 PST

Heres Comes The.....Drunk Crazy Chick with Great Boobs

My life has become a tad dull as of late. Boring even. So I thought to myself, "Jess, what can you do to make things interesting again? To have something to blog about?". ...
Posted by Jessica-Uncensored on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:01:00 PST

Tale of a 32 Year-Old Nothing

It’s been three weeks of unemployed unbliss now, and I thought I’d give you all an update since I can’t seem to force an entertaining, well-written blog these days. Believe me ...
Posted by Jessica-Uncensored on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:47:00 PST

All Through the Night...Stray Cats Are Crying

The house was easily over a century old, and its every creak had meaning. I’d gone to bed with him, and after the given, he was in his usual somnambulated state, as I still lay awake.&nb...
Posted by Jessica-Uncensored on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:55:00 PST

Youre So Vain, I Bet You Think This Blog is About Your Stupid Ass

There is a very fine line between honesty and politeness, I admit. And there’s even, for me at least, a very fine between conscious honesty, and subconscious truth. But what gets me ...
Posted by Jessica-Uncensored on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:11:00 PST

Last Night I Dreamt (Happy Repost)

It was early. Even before I opened my eyes, I knew the sun, though just rising from its own nightly rest, was warming the morning, and diffusing the dew into a fine, honey-suckle scented mist.&n...
Posted by Jessica-Uncensored on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:44:00 PST

Dearly Departed Uncensored

It’s been over a week, and I still have no idea what I want to do with my life. You’d think 10 days would be more than enough time for that, but alas, it’s just not. So, ...
Posted by Jessica-Uncensored on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:33:00 PST

Before I Met You, I Was F.I.N.E Fine.

What is it about life that makes people think everything IS so black and white? So finite? What is it that makes everything so complicated? What is it about human nature that makes it ...
Posted by Jessica-Uncensored on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:44:00 PST