The Troll of Masturbation (tm)

About Me

Well, I'm a troll and I have the special ability to look deep inside your mind and find your innermost fantasies. This comes in handy when you jerk off, because I am the one who then feeds the pictures of these fantasies into your brain so that you are inspired to "pull the carrot" or "flick the bean" or whatever it is that you do. I am now also Trademarked! Look for Troll of Masturbation gear soon!

My Interests

I am interested in all things sexual that may eventually relate to you masturbating. That's my whole life and all that I live for.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone who may have a build up or who may need to relieve some stress. I'm not picky and, frankly, neither are you.

Music:

My favorite music is the sweet sounds of self inflicted orgasms, but in a pinch I go for Barry White, Issac Hayes, Al Green, or anything else that may get the juices flowing.

Movies:

Porn

Television:

"Skin"-amax

Books:

Kamasutra

Heroes:

Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, and that kid, Billy, down the street - he jerks it like 300 times a day!

My Blog

If you like spankin' it, you'll want to go to this!

Posted by The Troll of Masturbation (tm) on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:01:00 PST

When Did Being Called a Jerk Off Become a Bad Thing?

So I've herad a lot of folks lately calling eachother jerk offs, but in a totally derogatory way! I mean, c'mon, don't we all like to indulge in a little self love every once in a while? J...
Posted by The Troll of Masturbation (tm) on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 10:28:00 PST

How I Spent My Summer Vacation or Wacking Takes a Holiday

Hello dear friends, It has been a VERY long time since I have spoken with you and I'm very sorry. Every 400 years I must return to Trollsville to help repopulate the species. When you're t...
Posted by The Troll of Masturbation (tm) on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 09:08:00 PST

Hello! My buddy, Curtis, needs some help!

He's making a movie and is looking for a new location. Here's his deal: Hey there folks, It's crunch time and we are still short a location. It's too long a story to go into but we have l...
Posted by The Troll of Masturbation (tm) on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 04:13:00 PST

Ho Geez! It's Friday the 13th!

A tip to all my faithfull wackers out there: be careful! According to superstition today is the unluckiest day of the year and that can't be good! So while you're working on yourself make ...
Posted by The Troll of Masturbation (tm) on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 07:59:00 PST

300 Wackers Have Found Me!!

I'm so happy! 300 of you have found your good friend, The Troll of Masturbation, here on MySpace! It's so nice to see so many people who are willing to admit, and revel, in the fact that t...
Posted by The Troll of Masturbation (tm) on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 02:26:00 PST

You put the potato where?!?!

Friends there comes a time in each masturbator's life when a regular jerk just doesn't cut it. Some like to pull on their nipples. Some like to add a flavored lube or stick of candy. ...
Posted by The Troll of Masturbation (tm) on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 07:22:00 PST

Size and Jerking Off...

As most men will claim there are lots of women (and men) who are size queens. That is to say that they only want to have sex with the well-endowed men of the world. While that's all fine a...
Posted by The Troll of Masturbation (tm) on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 06:55:00 PST

Check out this 7k Show - In The OC!!

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Posted by The Troll of Masturbation (tm) on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 10:36:00 PST

Check out this event: Raymond And Scum - Live At Plush! (All Ages)

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Posted by The Troll of Masturbation (tm) on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 10:13:00 PST