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About Me

****CASTING NOW***We are shooting an independant feature film in Orange County beginning in Summer/Fall 2008. Voted top 25 best screenplays by Screamfest. It will be the happiest, craziest, silliest, darkest, dumbest, most smartest, heartwarming, bloodiest son of a bitchin horror comedy and will contain gorgeous girls, gallons of blood, kids cursing, severed heads, Vampires, severed limbs, screaming, bad language, idiots, kicking, pretty girls, punching, swords, rock, biting, a robot and maybe even a ninja. No it's not Shakespeare it's the best fucking movie ever.
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My Interests

Bloodsucka Jones is only interested in pretty ladies and making sure every vampire suffers from an acute case of fist poisoning.

I'd like to meet:

***CASTING NOW***We would love to meet anyone who might want to be involved from acting and production to promotion, locations etc.. and anyone else that is cool too. If you are interested in submitting yourself and live in the southern California area please become a friend and send us a message to let us know to check you out or email [email protected] with pictures and info THANKS

Music:

The film will feature music from The Tank, Bubba Shakespeare, The Poolies, Space Bastards, Monkey Machine and more coming soon.

Movies:

Bloodsucka Jones will be 37% funnier than Showgirls and almost as scary or your money back. We can pretty much guarantee it will be better than Grease 2.

Television:

Bloodsucka Jones is like Terms of Endearment but with wayyyyyyy more vampires.

Books:

Bloodsucka Jones is more unstoppable than John Stamos with a Tom Selleck mustache

Heroes:

Bloodsucka Jones, William Zabka, Scott Baio, Corey Haim, and Corey Feldman.