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Lord Beard Is A Super Hero

11-27-04 : The Smash Heard Round the World....

About Me

Hairy, Quite Hairy. .... Metal..mmm...metal. // Diners..hey diners.***************************************************** I like big butts and making noise. Boots and skirts and Hanging with the Boys. I like coffe at midnight, sleeping till noon Rockin out to Ozzy, and snackin on some poon.Beard long hair chain wallet and a grin 3 am, the HC doin specials on the Chi'n Tommy Jays, With the crew, special 2.79 when playin get late its the only place to dine peace. downside, like a mother fucker. aint no thing but a blingity bling. the metal beast has gone ghettoooooooooo. so sit back, chillax, and sip yer sizurp

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss..

My Interests

Boots, Skirts, Metal, Big Butt Girls, Big Butt Metal Chicks In Boots And Skirts, Punk Chicks, Punk Chicks that turn into Zombies, Open Minded People, Interesting People, Zombies, Noise, Making Noise, Makin Noise Music, Being Noise Music, Dancing, Music, Dance Music, Vagabonding, Politics... sort of, Theology, Social vs Geographical Diegetics, Tom Jones(not the singer, the 24/7 diner on Edgmont Ave. In Brookhaven, Pa.), the fellas, theyre an interesting bunch, my posse entertains me to no end... and if we see that end approaching we hold a membership drive and weed out the not funny ones and keep the whacky new friends... its like adding freshblood to the walls to keep the daemon subdued, yeah, thats the ticket, click. PBRmy...mmm...

I'd like to meet:

That chick from ghostworld with the rack, John Stewart, Lisa Loeb, Barrack Obama (I'd like to see if he really is a killer robot from the future), Henry Rollins, Katee Sackhoff, I'll Settle For Any Friendly Face Who Wants A New Friend. people, that've got some fun stories to tellThe Lovely Ms. Pauley Perrette.and of course linnea quigley

Music:

Das Ich, Nine Inch Nails, the MISFITS, Fear Factory, Mars Volta, At the Drive In, Atari Teen Age Riot, Milk and Honey, Paris Built My Armour, Ensiferum, Type O Negative, White Zombie, Soundgarden, Iron Maiden, Dragon Force, Aphex Twin, LICHTSWITCH, Tom Waits, Slayer, PRADAFALGAN, the juho+kait fun band, pan-fucking-tera, Johnny Cash, xRxBx, The Locust , An Albatross, Chromalodeon, Squarepusher, Crotch Duster, Death, Iced Earth, Dimmu Borgir, kevXpinkbunniesandsunshine, Hella, Mindflayer, Justice, Simian Mobile Disco, Midnight Juggernaut, Lightning Bolt, Phil Moore Browne, [SUPPORT PLAYSKULL] :p

Movies:

The Crow, Desperado, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, The Die Hard Trilogy, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, The Matrix Trilogy, All View Askew Flicks, Daves Psychotic Episode, Shrek 2, Bowling for Columbine, Ghost in the Shell, GitS2, Boondock saints

Television:

The Daily Show, Heroes, Jericho, Chuck, The History Channel (seriously, Hitler & WWII, "Shockwave" - A show about things blowing up and getting destroyed, History of Comedy Hosted by Lewis Black... The history channel knows how we think)

Books:

LoTR, The Dark Tower Series, The Stand, Snow Crash. The Stranger. Quicksilver. survivor. the bible, and of course 1984 i love stephen king and neal stephenson. Chuck Palahniuk. brilliant, though yes, Palahniuk is a bit much at times...Terry Pratchett is a wonderfully satirical comedic author who created Discworld, a flat planet carried across the cosmos on the backs of four gargantuan elephants that are in turn riding on the back of an even larger turtle.Neil Gaiman, also a brilliant mind. lovely lovely.

Heroes:

John Sterwart, Jack Shaftoe, Henry Rollins, Batman, Socrates, Roland Deschain, Bucky O'Hare, Roger McBride Sr. , Captain Badass, Starbuck, Chuck Bartowsky, Gangalf the Gray, klaus kinski, Sir Samuel Vimes, Ben Franklin, Dr. Seuss, Sgt.Mooney, and all of my brothers (and sisters)And Abby.

My Blog

5 ways to suck at being a hipster...

Be Fat, Bearded, Unattractive, Own one bike (non functioning), and not have enough money to go to the cool parties  this keepin' up on social intercourse is hard stuff livin' in the burbs and not...
Posted by Lord Beard Is A Super Hero on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST

Strange Deaths

458 BC: The Greek playwright Aeschylus was killed when an eagle dropped a live and apparently very savage tortoise on him, mistaking his bald head for a stone. 270 BC: The poet and grammarian Philet...
Posted by Lord Beard Is A Super Hero on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST

BOOK RECOMMENDATION pt I

Neal Stephenson's Baroque Cycle:I would recommend this read highly to anyone who is into twisting turning interesting epic tales concerning espionage, folk heroes and historical ficition.Harper Torch ...
Posted by Lord Beard Is A Super Hero on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:49:00 PST

Holiday Archive...

copy and paste, print out, or just enjoy for yourself :D I BRING LOVE AND JOY TO EVERYONE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, AND I WANT EVERYONE TO FEEL FREE TO GIVE THESE IMAGES TO FRIENDS AND LOV...
Posted by Lord Beard Is A Super Hero on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 03:19:00 PST

i dkntqef :)

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Posted by Lord Beard Is A Super Hero on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 11:22:00 PST

goodbye cowboy... from hell.. to somewhere better

This borders on unbelievable, but two members of Damageplan, including former Pantera guitarist Dimebag Darrell, were reportedly shot and killed while performing in Ohio on Wednesday night. The band w...
Posted by Lord Beard Is A Super Hero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

friend beard series so far....

welcome to friend beard, my half assed completely insincere answer to the friend bear popularity... though i wouldnt call it popular... there was a plot.. i got lazy... obvious it begins......
Posted by Lord Beard Is A Super Hero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST