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About Me

i'm geoff, from the philadelphia area. i'm actually just returning to the old hometown after an extended tour. 48 states, 2 billion u.s. cities over the course of seven years. i've been there, rest assured, unless it's alaska or hawaii. i was working for tnt, under alliance service co. inc.... but now the company is gone. currently i'm a pressman for a local newspaper, where i count down the days till i lose a finger. i letter and draw for the subverts art collective, the intelluctual copyrighter of such gems as urban menagerie 0 thru 4, super crazy fun book and son of super crazy fun book, and the subverts comix. i shop at thrift stores like a possessed freak. i'd also like to add that i'm pretty good in the sack.

My Interests

3/4 of 1% right now. fucking weak.

I'd like to meet:

new friends. old friends who are on myspace. women for mutually fun times. the jingle guy who came up with "by... mennen" and "i'm lovin' it". he's a fucking genius.

Music:

metal. stoner rock/metal/grind/sludge. thrash/speed.death metal. rock. classic rock. punk. hip-hop. electronic. unclassifiable music. if i enjoy it, it's good.

Movies:

phallus in wonderland... any gwar movie really. can't get enough of them. john waters directed films. old peter jackson stuff. fear and loathing in las vegas. true stories. o brother where art thou?. mulholland drive. massive melons 5

Television:

simpsons. pee wee's playhouse. bullshit. daily show. bad usa movies.

Books:

anything by r.crumb, gilbert shelton, gary larson, matt groening. the whole big book of (death, conspiracies, martyrs ,etc.) series. the onion(comes in book format). wisconsin death trip. steal this book. hunter s. thompson's work. hate by peter bagge. anything by jim hightower.

Heroes:

italian, ham turkey and swiss, meatball, genoa salami and provolone, roast beef.

My Blog

list of lp's cont'd

i forgot to list these since i had them by my turntable-dead kennedys: holiday in cambodiaecho & the bunnymen: porcupinejudas priest: sin after sinback to the list-lynyrd skynyrd: second helpingly...
Posted by aw jerk face on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 03:20:00 PST

list of lp's

so i figured that i regale evryone with a list of my collected vinyl records. here ya go:a-ha : hunting high and lowaerosmith : aerosmith's greatest hitsalice cooper: alice cooper's greatest hitsalice...
Posted by aw jerk face on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 03:49:00 PST

this was really said

"what did you buy, cure records? you're gay" "you bought b-52's. way more gay" "cure is more gay" "b-52's is more gay" "fuck it, just turn up the turbonegro"
Posted by aw jerk face on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 05:55:00 PST

facial hair change

gone is the paintbrush goatee. hello full winter beard.
Posted by aw jerk face on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 04:23:00 PST

bittersweet times of late

i spent some time with my old crew cronies this past monday and tuesday, laughing and partying it up, reminiscing about old times and generally catching up with each other. in the midst of this great ...
Posted by aw jerk face on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

road trip!

i fucking love road trips...a week ago it was atlantic city,where i proceeded to blow my paycheck in an hour. this week it was-CLINTON ROAD! i spend way too much time on the weird new jersey website, ...
Posted by aw jerk face on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

life rolls on with a square wheel

gotta pee pretty soon for the job i've been preparing for for the last six months...turns out i probably got it! huzzah! it was capturing the old salesman hustle yesterday on the all day jobhunt w/ du...
Posted by aw jerk face on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

myspace bs

jesus h christ, everyday i'm attacked with fucking chain letters and surveys/questionnaires. guess how many i've replied to? ok i admit it, one, but it was neat, you had to list a band beginning with ...
Posted by aw jerk face on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

arguing with mark and tim

i figured out that there is no such thing as a civil conversation between me and any of my friends.
Posted by aw jerk face on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what a fucking awesome day

me and maxson went to baltimore to see gwar yesterday, making an all day affair out of it. set out at around 2, got to the concert theater at almost 4... and greeted with a SOLD OUT sign. sonofabitch....
Posted by aw jerk face on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST