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About Me

Some of you may know me as Sage, most others as the Great Nippulini. When I'm not at work perforating a clients dermis, I can be found at home using my skills as a blacksmith and weldor by making things from simple odd pieces of metal and stray chunks of steel. My fiance Heather (aka ZombDollbabe who, no matter how hard she will try but won't ever, wishes to poop in my mouth while I'm sleeping) tortures plastic babies for fun and profit in her spare time. Our 250 year old colonial house is the shiznit, let me tell you.As the Great Nippulini, I am slowly coming out of retirement, accepting nothing but the highest paying top notch jobs that are offered to me. No more NYC gigs that pay $50 (I think that MAY just cover gas tolls and parking). No, I will continue to push the limits and prove to the everyone that yes, I do indeed posess the World's Strongest Nipples!! I currently own the Guinness Record for lifting wieght with my nipples (48.3 pounds in 2003 and soon to be recognized 70.5 pounds in 2007). I am famous in Istanbul... like David Hasselhoff in Germany... like Jerry Lewis in France... like Ernest Borgnine in Zimbabwe (that one may be too obscure).Either way, I am here and you must deal with it! Sit back, check out my friends and their wacky comments whilst listening to some funky Sage-styling-drivin-around-in-my-Pinto music.Enjoy!

My Interests

Blacksmithing, welding, anvils, tattoos, Philly, Vegas, New York, London, Amsterdam, Istanbul other stuff I don't feel like letting you people know about.

I'd like to meet:

Either Jesus or Allah. I hear that a lot of people find them both hanging out in jail.

Music:

.... My musical tastes are strange and also none of your business. I prefer odd foreign stuff, movie music and just about anything on 8 track. What's this? You don't know what an eight track is? Figure it out for yourself. I also refuse to use MySpace music as it forces you to use only MySpace member music and sometimes I like to hear things that you cannot get here. SO I just use HTML to let you hear what I like on the internet, blah!

Movies:

Anything filthy! And I mean a filthy that makes you wanna take your brain out of your head and scrub it down then pop it back it and you know what? You still feel dirty! And I aint talkin porn! That's what kind a movies I like! Oh, and they have to be funny too.

Television:

Oh yeah, the idiot box, the boob tube, life suckers, those things..... I guess whatever trash VH1 is spewing out I can get into. Screwed up 'toons on Adult Swim, Discover channel kinda crap, I'm still waiting for "How It's Made" to show how porn is made. Blah, yawn.. how much more of this stuff do I have to fill out? Oh, okay. Moving on.

Books:

Blacksmithing books, tool catalogs, Pinto repair manual, Turkish translation book, other shit you wouldn't understand.

Heroes:

Are there really any out there?

My Blog

The Istanbul story

The television show translates to "Night of Miracles", I cannot find any sources on the net right now. I'll post some sort of link if I can find it. This is a variety act show shot in Istanbul. The st...
Posted by The Great Nippulini on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:58:00 PST

Turkey

I will be leaving for Turkey today. I will be filmed for a television special in Istanbul (not Constantinople) for lifting things with my nipps. Once again, I am NOT coming out of retirement, I just h...
Posted by The Great Nippulini on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:03:00 PST

Nippulini breaks world record on the Kidd Chris Show

This time the Great Nippulini breaks the world record, and his personal record for most wieght lifted with nipple piercings. The previous record of 48.3 pounds set in 2003 was shattered this yea...
Posted by The Great Nippulini on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:35:00 PST

Nippulini walks on broken glass for the Kidd Chris Show

Once again the Great Nippulini finds a spot on the Kidd Chris show, this time doing something a little different. On the show was a contestant (Kevin) for Phillies Most Mangled, a contest for people t...
Posted by The Great Nippulini on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:17:00 PST

Nippulini eats light bulbs for the Kidd Chris Show

So my friends at the Kidd Chris Show were so intrigued by my bowling ball lift, they wanted me to come back and munch on some lightbulbs... just because I said I could do it. I almost didn't make it, ...
Posted by The Great Nippulini on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:39:00 PST

Nippulini lifts a bowling ball for the Kidd Chris Show

94.1 WYSP in Philadelphia has the Kidd Chris show (a Howard Stern type afternoon talk show). They have a bit called "What would you do for concert tickets". So, as a spoof, I felt like calling in and ...
Posted by The Great Nippulini on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:18:00 PST

METAL!!

No, not heavy metal.. that died in the early nineties. Check it, this is my homepage for my metal artwork. Please let me know what y'all think! http://greatnippulini.com/metal.html Thanks! Sage...
Posted by The Great Nippulini on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:31:00 PST

Ineterviewed.. not about sideshow. Who'd a thunk?

I spent about an hour and a half today with a reporter and photographer from the Bucks County Courier Times today showing them my house, my work and my shop. The main focus seems to be the 6'9" ...
Posted by The Great Nippulini on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:44:00 PST

I am not an unhappy person.. no, really.

So, I can understand how some people might jump to a conclusion here and there and automatically assume that I am not happy, or a jumble of stress and anger. Just by reading my blogs and such, I...
Posted by The Great Nippulini on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:15:00 PST

Friends and Assholes

"Friends and Assholes" Some people may find this work offensive, but it's all relative to the way you interpret the piece. See, I don't really have any friend...
Posted by The Great Nippulini on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 07:07:00 PST