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About Me

So.....I'm still lactose intolerant and therapy has never helped me be more accepting....
I torture plastic for fun and profit.
I dabble in taxidermy.
I'll most likely be child at heart until I'm dead....or undead, then I'll be a zombie! I live in a 250 year old house on the creek with my Nipples and pets.

I plot many people's deaths in my head, the list is alphabetical. One day when I am famous, I will denounce them all on live television.
If I am never famous, I'll have specific instructions on how to deal with those people after my death.
On Sage's deathbed, I have full permission to poop in his mouth. He has recently agreed to this and probably hopes I won't remember that agreement by then. But, that too is on the list....If I die first, Sage DOES NOT have permission to do the same to me. Everyone who reads this is a witness now.

Hmm...now Im wondering if I was supposed to write things actually important in this area..Oh well.
That is all.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My maker, but not this very day.

Music:

Movies:

Television:

Adult Swim, Family Guy, Surreal Life, Discovery Channel, blah blah blah....

Books:

Heroes:

My dad.

My Blog

In Review

Ok, so..I havent posted much lately. I've been a busy person I guess. I'll give you a photo update but I didnt even get pics of my new car yet...OR our enagagement on Xmas eve...or nothing&...
Posted by SkullCookie on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:52:00 PST

In Case you missed this. You dont want to MISS this!

..> Blah! Most curious glorious blah! 1. In the car, windows up or down? Up. In the garage. Tube in place. Ready to begin again. Who's with me?2. What was your nickname in school? Heb hmmm but I w...
Posted by SkullCookie on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:14:00 PST

Highlights of the season......

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Posted by SkullCookie on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 03:20:00 PST

More zombies than you can shake a stick at!

More Halloween at Sage and Heather's.... Yay! MY FRIEND, ZOMBITCH............
Posted by SkullCookie on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:50:00 PST

Our Haunted House

Just a taste of our Halloweeny front yard this year..... and there is still more to come.....bigtime! .. ...
Posted by SkullCookie on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:48:00 PST

The eVil garden grows!

Yay sunflowers! Yay Ford Pinto! The painted cottage! The sexual eggplant! eVil is lovely this year....
Posted by SkullCookie on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:38:00 PST

The Pink Lamp

As a little girl I would always have the same nightmare over and over. It always happened in the same middle room of the house I grew up in when I lived in Jersey. There was a giant metal grin...
Posted by SkullCookie on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:33:00 PST

My NippleBoy's stuff.

Friday, June 15, 2007 ..> ..> Nippulini does the Kidd Chris Show Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities 94.1 WYSP in Philadelphia has the Kidd Chris show (a Howard Stern type afternoon talk show...
Posted by SkullCookie on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:21:00 PST

You will find me if you want me in the garden...

unless it's pouring down with rain. The tulips from Amsterdam are starting to grow HUGE! I got some black ones in the mix. Yay! and so the eVil garden begins....(insert maniacal laughter here) &...
Posted by SkullCookie on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:27:00 PST

Vegas highlights

OK, so there are far too many pix for me to post so Im just posting some highlights. The desert was wonderful. If only I could have stayed a little longer. Vegas was bright, obnoxious, and truly a sig...
Posted by SkullCookie on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:03:00 PST