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About Me

Greetings, people of Earth. I am Atomic Monster. I come from a planet called Atomica, located in the Andromeda galaxy. Though I have been on your Earth for many years, I just recently discovered your MySpace. Perhaps using MySpace to introduce myself to you people of Earth will be better, and more fruitful, than the tactic of materializing in your backyards and government buildings. A tactic that has, for some reason, been met with a fearful and, often times, violent response by you humans. Which is silly because I am an ambassador of good will. That is, unless you cross me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All the fascinating creatures of your planet.

Music:

Sun Ra, GWAR, The Killer Robots, Man or Astroman?, Captured! By Robots, Ziggy Stardust and The Spiders From Mars

Movies:

The Day The Earth Stood Still, Killers From Space, The Mysterians, It Counquered The World, The Green Slime, Invaders From Mars, Yog, Monster From Space, Robot Monster, The X From Outer Space, The Brain From Planet Arous, TerrorVision

Television:

The Outer Limits, Lost in Space, Doctor Who, Space: 1999, V, Robotech, Invader Zim

Books:

The War of the Worlds, Stranger in a Strange Land, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Time Machine, Journey to the Center of the Earth, The Day of the Triffids, Childhood's End, The Death of Grass, Have Space-Suit - Will Travel, Citizen of the Galaxy, The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

My Blog

Ask Atomic Monster 1/9/08

Dear Atomic MonsterI am also known as Doctor Mike, oppressed super-genius. I am trapped on a planet inhabited by mind controll zombies! Please send an Atomic Attack Platform to help me escape! I must ...
Posted by Atomic Monster on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:06:00 PST

Atomic Monster Update

Greetings, Some of you may have noticed that I have not been on my MySpace profile for a couple of months. This was due to the fact that responces to my "Ask Atomic Monster" blog had fallen off to zer...
Posted by Atomic Monster on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 10:17:00 PST

Ask Atomic Monster 6/8/07

I usually get my bras at Target or Wal-Mart. Spend $10 or $15 and get a bra. I've never wanted to spend a lot on bras because hello? They're underwear. But this time, I thought I'd try on a few more e...
Posted by Atomic Monster on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:32:00 PST

Ask Atomic Monster 6/1/07

Ok we are having an absolute nightmare with the album release and we are running the risk of it not even making it into the top 200. I didn't want to send begging notes to Shaun's fans on myspace but...
Posted by Atomic Monster on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:23:00 PST

Ask Atomic Monster 5/25/07

My faith has been shaken. I've lost confidence in my leaders and in my institutions. My beliefs have been tested. The idea that work should be a 24-hour-a-day rush is bullshit. Taco Bell sucks! What a...
Posted by Atomic Monster on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:43:00 PST

Ask Atomic Monster 5/18/07

I have this friend, no. I have this fat bitch that lives above me and I fucking HATE her! She is so stupid! No really, she's dumber than a knocked up prom whore! We share a washer and dryer in the bas...
Posted by Atomic Monster on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:24:00 PST

Ask Atomic Monster 5/11/07

I just read this week that the Aztec king Ahuitzotl once inaugurated the Great Temple to Huitzilopochtli in Tenochtitlan by sacrificing fourteen people a minute for 96 hours straight. This required ro...
Posted by Atomic Monster on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:53:00 PST

Ask Atomic Monster 5/4/07

I love to eat cheese. But cheese gives me the poopadoops. I take lactaid, but when I forget my lactaid at home that still doesn't stop me from eating cheese. Is it rude to drop ass wherever I am when ...
Posted by Atomic Monster on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:09:00 PST

Ask Atomic Monster 4/27/07

Can you see through people's clothes with your big green eye? If so, what color thong am I wearing right now?Sometimes. Blue.You guys did the decent thing on Atomica by outlawing taxes! How does your ...
Posted by Atomic Monster on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:42:00 PST

Ask Atomic Monster 4/20/07

Do you guys pay taxes on Atomica?Taxes in our society became extinct many thousands of years ago. Why do these mutants insist on talking to me?! Today, I was at the store and I didn't have any cash fo...
Posted by Atomic Monster on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:34:00 PST