I AM A LEAN, MEAN, HUMPIN MACHINE!! I used to love humping the house duster, and I still do, but any object under a nice soft blanket will do.
And dont bother me when Im humpin either....cause if you do, I'll yell at you with my "Big Man" tone.
My Mom's a bit on the unusual side, and I think get my weird personality from her. I love her to death because she ROCKS! She lets me do whatever I want because I'm the man of house, damn it! I'm VERY curious, I love people, and I usually end up in some sort of trouble in one way or another. I have some really weird habits. I obviously like to hump and I also like to climb in people's underwear when they are in the bathroom - I now have the nicname "The Underwear Gnome". Hey- it's warm in there! One time I ate a really thick shoelace and had to be rushed to the emergency vet for surgery and was there for almost a week. I'm a million dollar cat now, but hey, Im worth it bitches!! I also talk to myself alot and Mom sometimes finds me alone in the laundry room chirping away!
I have a brother, Fluffers, that I like to rough up once in awhile. He's old and senile and a heartless bastard. We call him "Cuddles" cause he bites. He really doesnt like it when I hump in close proximity to him. He always has to mess up my groove by smackin me in the head... WTF???!!!
Theres also a crazy 4 1/2 foot "dinosaur" (I think its an Iguana) that we share our home with -although in the summer she is out on the enclosed porch alot. She doesnt take any crap from me either, and likes to smack me in the head with her tail if I get too close -I guess she doesnt want me humpin her either. (It's a good thing neither one of them wear underwear).
I have a Netherland Dwarf bunny. I named him "Sir Vladimir", and he's black too, just like me! He's so cute and I love him with all my heart. Cuddles HATES him, so I have to protect him alot. (that's just because Fang's a hater and he's jealous). We chase each other and play. I like to clean him and lick his head. Hes going to be a good little humper someday... ;) Then Mom adopted another Netherland Dwarf bunny that was literally homeless in the street dodging traffic! He lives here now too- his name is "Sid Vicious" because of course, Mom had to give him a punk rock name. Sid is Cuddles' bunny.
Our house is a zoo!!!! Never a dull moment!
It all just makes my head spin....... NO WONDER I HUMP SO MUCH!!!
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