I am a professional Side Show attraction who should know better! I appear on stages all over the country where I drive nails up my nose, lay on a bed of barbed wire, walk barefoot in broken glass and eat fire among many other amazing feats. I have also been seen on VH-1, E! Entertainment TV and recently was the featured performer in a documentary called "Stomachs Of Steel" which aired on The Discovery Channel. Check out my website at www.sideshowbennie.com......I am also in a polyamorous relationship and would love to converse with other folks in similar situations. If you have any insight or questions, drop me an email......**NEWLY UPDATED INFO: I have been getting Friend Requests left and right lately and I am not one who needs to have thousands of friends to stroke my self esteem. So given that information and to keep my Friend's List from becoming unwieldy, I have come up with some criteria for accepting new friends. Don't be offended if I do not 'friend' you. It's only MySpace. You will survive. If you meet the following qualifications, I will most likely friend you.
1) You must be old enough to legally buy me a cocktail. No offense kids but if you are jailbait, then we don't have enough common interests to make it worthwhile to add you. I am sure you are cool and groovy and hip among your peers. Enjoy your youth. Why do you want to friend an old fart like me anyway? There are a few under-21's on my friend's list but these are kids I know and who are way cooler than you. Deal with it...
2) If you are a band and want me to friend you, I have to either a)know someone in the band b)have heard or worked with your band or c) you play the kind of music I would pay to listen to. My tastes are wide but I am picky.
3) I will automatically friend any other Side Show, Burlesque or Comedy act. You are my peers and we need to stick together and network.
4) I look at every profile of everyone who sends me a Friend Request. If you look interesting, fun, bizzare, out of the ordinary, creative or artistic, I will friend you.
5) If I have had sex with you, you are my Friend and automatically approved. If you want to have sex with me, let me know when you send your Friend Request and you, too, will be automatically Friended. wink
6) I will not Friend you if you look remotely like some sort of spam/scam operation. If you are a hot 21 year old who says you saw my profile and thought I look hot and your profile directs me to your webcam site, you can go straight to hell and you will be denied!
7) If I do friend you and you flood my Bulletin box with crap, I will delete you. Nothing personal. I am just funny that way.Thanks for reading that and if you have made it onto my Friend's List, then you can feel smug in that you are the coolest of the cool!I edited my profile at Doobix.com
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