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Quake

Formerly known as ChainSaw Enema

About Me

I'm a criminal genius who is currently hiding out in Russellville, KY. Mute Boy and I concocted a 'zine way back in 1995 in hopes of destroying society as we know it (so far, so good). Issues of Quake are found at the Great Escape in Bowling Green, and Grimey's in Nashville. My current book, Stand There and Tremble: When the Night Riders Came to Russellville, Ky, is now out. Buy your million copies now! My first book, Logan County, is available for purchase on amazon.com.

My Interests

Iguanas

I'd like to meet:

Any Australian brunettes interested in destroying the world.

Music:

Send me a CD of your music to review for the Amplifier.

Movies:

Come to the Jesse James Art and International Film Festival April 26.

Television:

Lost is the greatest TV show ever.

Books:

"I maybe done a lot of dumb things in my life, but I'm not going to start wearing garbage on my head." Ray Fawkes

Heroes:

Spider-man and Christ are my two spiritual idols

My Blog

4:20 of the Dead 13

Awkwardly pushing the broom, the undead fiend zigzagged toward Shaman and Sunshine. Scooping ashes from the bucket, the hippie chick dusted the ad hoc janitor. The other brainless ones watched as...
Posted by Quake on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:01:00 PST

Bionic Woman

   Watching the pilot episode of the short-lived revival, I keep thinking of ways it could have beeen improved.    To kick off a series about an average women turned into a cyborg ...
Posted by Quake on Wed, 07 May 2008 07:53:00 PST

Confessions of a movieholic

Three Little Words: Fred Astaire without Ginger Rogers. He and Red Skelton starred as popular songwriters Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby whom today most people have never heard of though one of their son...
Posted by Quake on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:26:00 PST

4:20 of the Dead 12

Slippery with sweat, Pigou scaled the fiberglass statuette of a semi-popular icon of a hamburger restaurant. He balanced himself with one foot of the statuette's head and the fiberglass hamburger prou...
Posted by Quake on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:19:00 PST

JJ Fest 2009

   Mark your calendar for April 25, 2009.  Russellville Revolution continues, influencing all of the multiverse.
Posted by Quake on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:40:00 PST

4:20 of the Dead 11

The skating stopped by the thunder of metal snapping. No one knew what was happening but they figured it out when the stoner-zombies used a lamppost to break down the barricade. "That's awfully proact...
Posted by Quake on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:30:00 PST

Digital Tuner

2008 is the last full year for analog television. God rest its soul. When the government sent me a $40 voucher, I spent it at Radio Shack in Russellville for a digital tuner. Now I can pick up doubl...
Posted by Quake on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:24:00 PST

4:20 of the Dead

Noticing the sidewalk at the synagogue clear, Tim Allen returned to the spot where the rabbi laid. Finding a compass, he picked it up. The arrow pointed in every direction as north. "Get back up here ...
Posted by Quake on Fri, 02 May 2008 07:32:00 PST

4:20 of the Dead 9

The lightless museum was barricaded with relic's from advertising's past.  The stoner zombies on the other side wanting in but not certain how. "If we hadn't panicked, we might have not have attr...
Posted by Quake on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:19:00 PST

4:20 of the Dead 8

The 666 weaved between these creatures that were once called humans. Cold, decaying hands tried to grab them from their bicycles. Ninzi sprung the boxing glove but it was installed for comical effects...
Posted by Quake on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:36:00 PST