movies AND film, rock and/or roll, vintage, pop culture, schlock, kitsch, horror, b-movies, the "Studio Era", molls, hoods, glamour, tattoos (not mine), obituaries, cartoons, pretty shoes, lipstick, Las Vegas, true crime, pompadours and sideburns (not mine, of course), freaks, geeks, noir, good food and wine, dirty martinis, and long nites out.
I'd like to meet:
NOT TO BE NEGATIVE, BUT YOU DROVE ME TO IT...PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME YOUR BAND -- IF I LIKE YOU, I WILL FIND YOU! I'M SICK TO DEATH OF POP/ELECTRONICA/HIP HOP/EMO BANDS WANTING TO BE PALS, SO THEY CAN CLOG THE WORLD WITH MORE BAD MUSIC.
Someone who can rock and roll. Someone who gets why Las Vegas, Bugs Bunny, and John Waters are so damn funny. Someone who owns a lot of books and has read most of them. Someone who can identify in some small way with Ash (or Evil Ash), Repo Man, and Cary Grant. Someone who doesn't drink herbal teas. Someone who'll never say 'I really loved that episode of Sex and the City when...' Someone who knows all sorts of interesting things and tells funny stories. A sort of Robert Mitchum-esque, Gary Cooper-ish, Elvis-y fellow with less dependence on drugs and alchohol.And, of course, I'm always glad to count fierce, funny women among my friends and acquaintances...
Music:
Soul satisfyin' rock 'n' roll of any sort -- but specifically, The Clash, Bad Religion, Dead Kennedys, Both Elvis', Ruth Brown, Carl Perkins, The SPecials, The Bellefuries, Patsy Cline, Hank Williams, Big Joe Turner, Louis Jordan, Iggy Pop, New York Dolls, The Cramps, Blondie, ska, punk, rockabilly, I'm also getting into garage and early punk lately
You're "How Soon Is Now?" ! Everyone
likes you but you still can't seem to get a
date. Be patient, damn it, and stay out those
clubs. They're danmed depressing....
Which Smiths Song Are You?
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Movies:
Repo Man, The Women, Night of the Hunter, Army of Darkness, Paths of Glory, The Shining, The Thin Man, Casino, Raging Bull, Auntie Mame, Hairspray, Polyester, all Coen Bros., noir, screwball, glamour, Goodfellas, SIlence of the Lambs, The Shining
Who Would Slaughter You in a Horror Movie? Find out @ She's Crafty
Television:
Futurama, Looney Tunes, anything about forensics, mummies/bog men, serial killers and/or dead bodies and how they got that way, Iron Chef!, History Channel, Joe Bob's Drive In (RIP), Kids in the Hall, Young Ones, Ab Fab, The Simpsons
Books:
Tough Jews, Geek Love, Why They Kill, (along the same lines I love true crime and old noir fiction), Up in the Old Hotel, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Low Life, Eloise, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay.
You will be sucked dry by a leech. I'd stay away
from swimming holes, and stick to good old
cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when
your toe scrapes the bottom.
What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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