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The White Boom Boom

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About Me

I've been told that there are people at City Hall intimidated by me. I like that, a lot.

My Interests

The Rated R Superstar, the Boogie Down Badass, 170 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.
Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails

"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell"

When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?

I'd like to meet:

At this point, my hobby is supplying me with a neverending supply of new people in my life, so I don't think I need to rely on Myspace for new folks. So yeah, I'm good, thanks.Oh, and if you have my DVD copy of Bubba Ho-Tep, let me know. I don't need it back right away, I just want to know it's safe.
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[noun]:

A perma-orgasm

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Music:

I was once told by a friend that I have "interesting" taste in music. That was her polite way fo saying I listen to stupid, crappy songs. However, I find those stupid, crappy songs easy to dance to. Also I once had someone tell me, "That song is annoying...you probably love it." I did. And I think that says a lot.
You are "White Riot" You are one angry, destitute motherfucker, and a
good drink will send you reeling about your
living conditions. A good weekend for you is
bricks through windows and TV shops on fire.

What Clash song are you?
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Movies:


You are pretty much the coolest animal, a Liger.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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Television:

Lost, The Daily Show, Jackass and all the spin offs (sorry, but people hurting themselves on purpose, well, that's just funny.) What kind of Zombie are you?
You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. You were brought back from the grave by exposure to 245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste of spicy brains to stop the pain of being dead. You are virtually indestructible, as even burning you up will create Zombie Rain and raise more zombies.
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What Jackass person are you?

Ryan Dunn
You are Ryan Dunn!img srchttp://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/3rinknoxy/jackassdun n.jpg altImage hosted by Photobucket.com

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Books:

Cookbooks...so many cookbooks. What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
You will drink too much gin. Not the worst way to die, but you won't remember too much of your life. Hey, at least you made some people laugh!
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Heroes:

My first instinct would be to say Batman, because of the human factor. Not to be a hater, but super powers make most heros less interesting to me. However, Batman can be a bit of a heel sometimes, and lately has made some desperate moves to get his strangle hold on Gotham City back. In light of that, I think I'm going to go with Nightwing. I think he's finally out of Batman's shadow, and who else can say they slept with the former Batgirl, a mob daughter turned hero, and an alien Princess. Take that Superman, you big homo!Take the quiz:
What X-Men character are you?

Wolverine
You're Wolverine! You have a brave personality and can sometimes be a little dangerous when you're sleeping.

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My Blog

Hipster Mullet

I wear a fedora almost everyday.  The one in particular I wear is an antique.  It belonged to my great uncle, an artist and craftsman (he painted full sized pin up art, and built the bar tha...
Posted by The White Boom Boom on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:56:00 PST

Its been real...

My body is failing me on several fronts at this point.  It’s as if all my internal organs have said, "You know, you’ve had a good run, but it’s time to hang it up, dude.  Y...
Posted by The White Boom Boom on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:27:00 PST

Setting the record straight

I'm getting rather tired of reading all the rumors and conjecture over what's going on at Coney Island, so I'd like to attempt to set the record straight.  I'm posting this as a bulletin and blog...
Posted by The White Boom Boom on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:49:00 PST

Bacon Salt, number 3

If you're a vegetarian, buy Bacon Salt. Granted, I wasn't trying it on veggies that I despise (I haven't given it the cauliflower test), but man, did it make them MUCH easier to eat. I was trying it o...
Posted by The White Boom Boom on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:53:00 PST

Bacon Test, second round

So I've tried it on a couple of things today, all with great results First was a beef roast.  It's an eh-eh cut of meat, which I admittedly cook a lot of flavor out of (I'm a good cook, but for ...
Posted by The White Boom Boom on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:07:00 PST

Bacon Salt, the first review

Ok, so I was so excited to get it, I actually went to the Post Office (Aka: The Most Depressing Place on Earth) to pick it up in person, rather than wait the extra day to get it delivered.  I als...
Posted by The White Boom Boom on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:50:00 PST

To fulfill my obligation of being "tagged"

Ten facts about me. 1-I despise the smell of cooked eggs.  Scrambled, over easy, omelets&all gross.  2-The first time I visited New York, it was to appear on a late night talk show called N...
Posted by The White Boom Boom on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:50:00 PST

George Carlin

Made the terrible/awesome decision to listen to my George Carlin collection on my iPod while grocery shopping. The other people in the store looked at me like I was a mental patient as I erupted in l...
Posted by The White Boom Boom on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:20:00 PST

Parent's of crappy children, you can rest easier today...

That's right, you neglectful people.  Those parents out there who are able to tune out your little brats no matter how loud they yell and scream on the subway, you can be a little less scared tha...
Posted by The White Boom Boom on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:37:00 PST

Why I'm a bastard

The bathrooms on our floor at work are locked, because occasionally we have hearings that the public is allowed to attend on this floor from time to time.  (Tangent Time!  Just because you'r...
Posted by The White Boom Boom on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:13:00 PST