maniac

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You may call me Amanda ThickThighs. Art is my life. I live in New York City's one and only East Village, in a cozy little apartment with Eric. I attend the Fashion Institute of Technology for Fashion Illustration [which, by the way, is NOT the same thing as Fashion Design so stop asking me to make you fucking clothes]. I'm single and I don't mind it a bit, though it would be nice to find a girl who doesn't think I'm repulsive. I'm generally a pretty charismatic person, despite my seemingly complete and total lack of social ability. I'm a horrid dancer, but I'll never pass up a chance to shake ass to some good music. I am a packrat and I refuse to go anywhere without at least eighty pounds worth of shit crammed into my huge bag. I prefer to wear the sluttiest, shiniest, most arch-collapsing, skinny-heeled stilettos I own, to go with the same outfit I wear every single day. I was raised around flamboyant South Beach hairdressers and queens and my makeup generally reflects that. My hair is usually about ten gazillion different colors, and it's really not necessary to tell me so, because chances are that I've noticed. I cut it myself, and since there is a severe shortage of mirrors in my life, I find myself ghetto-rigging mirrors from the ceilings, doors, everywhere; I've become a master at seeing the back of my own head. I'm never fully coherent before 8pm. From that time until around 6am, I am most able to think, and I thus forego sleep most of the time to take full advantage of a clear mind. Nothing I say ever makes sense to anyone but me. If it were up to me, I'd draw nothing but naked women. I shave my legs maybe five times a year [if you're lucky] and if that bothers you, it is very possible that I will wear a miniskirt and rub them all over your face in public. My pictures don't show you my crooked nose or my heinously large forehead or my chunky arms or gut , so chill with the "omgursohot" comments, because I'm really not. I can just position a camera and give myself enough Internet Disease to look decent.
I love having internet friends. I try to talk to and meet as many people as humanly possible.
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