I think the kind of fruit you like says a lot about a person,
I like pomegranate and watermelons.
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On this most auspicious of nights, permit me then,
in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet,
to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
Voila!
In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously
as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate.
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige
of the “vox populi" now vacant, vanished.
However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified,
and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin,
van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious
and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta,
held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity
of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose,
so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you
and you may call me V.