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Master Shake

I'm a detective

About Me

I am the leader with a bachelors Degree in Detectivism. I solve all the mysteries in New Jersey. I like swirling the water in my neighbor Carl's pool, and solving mysteries. Sometimes I do the dishes in Carl's pool. Trips to space make me tired. I loooooved "This Horses Anus", you start off as this blade of grass & well, uh, just do it yourself & you'll see what I mean... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I like to pee in the pile of clothes in the corner of my room.

I'd like to meet:

Some Hotties That Will Come Over & Swim Naked In Carl's Pool. The last girl who came by was made of cardboard, so she fell apart right before I could get my swerve on. I would like to meet my Chechnyen bride, she took off before we got a chance to get to know each other.

Music:

My name is Shake-Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna trip, I'll break it to ya. Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop, Meatwad you're up next with your knock-knock. Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G. Drivin in my car, livin like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus. Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream.

Movies:

The Highlander. I am forever....

Television:

Vegetable man & Assisted Living Dracula are my favorite shows, but my TV is broken. Make me a new TV from the sky, I command it!

Books:

Reading is for suckers! But I will read. And when I do, you'll be sorry.

Heroes:

Hero's are for Zero's. I'm a hero. ipricku.com

My Blog

So... You need a friend huh?

Sigh... Yea, I can be your friend. That'll be twenty dollars please.
Posted by Master Shake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NO

You will shut up now & stop looking at my blog. I was done with this blog entry the minute I started it. I am forever!
Posted by Master Shake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST