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Phenomenal Doug Mayhem ® - Head Of Security

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


It is Currently
"From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
Then- in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life- was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still:"
Alone by Egdar Allen Poe
Is this her fault or mine?
The tempter or the tempted, who sins most?
Most dangerous is that temptation that doth goad us on
To sin in loving virtue: never could the strumpet,
With all her double vigour, art and nature,
Once stir my temper; but this virtuous maid
Subdues me quite. Even till now,
When men were fond, I smiled and wonder'd how.
From Measure for Measure by William Shakespeare
"They say, best men are moulded out of faults, and, for the most, become much more the better for being a little bad." - more by Shakespeare
One of the things i personally value more than anything else is friendship. I am lucky enough to have some of the best friends anyone could ask for and all of you know who you are.
I believe that every problem we are faced with, every obstacle we overcome, and every life we affect makes us who we are. Some people fear making mistakes so greatly, that they never make a ripple in the waters. You must trust your instincts and do what you feel is right. That will always lead you on the right path. Note that I did NOT say the right path would be easy OR short. Whether your path be that of true love, independance, wealth, parenthood, or one of millions of others, follow it intently and with all your being. Only then can you accomplish and conquer all that you were meant to.
Ok enough of the existential crap. This is what i had on my about me for LiveJournal for so long.
I am the dry flap of skin hanging from your elbows...I am the sub-zero breeze that makes the hairs on your neck stand on end...I am the creature under your bed...I am the one your mother warned you about... I AM EVIL!
Annoyances: Phony people, self-centered people, girly men, and people who can't take a hint!

My Interests



Devils Gift - Shadow Never Ending
Trivium - Pull Harder on the Strings

This is how my inbox USUALLY looks. hehe

Man I look like a dickhead... literally.

Bet you wish you came to my parties NOW dontcha!!

BLUE STEEL!!

I'd like to meet:



Anyone who wants to have.. A SEXY PARTY!!

The 662 wanted YOU to cum party with US.. on NYE!!

If you missed it.. you missed ONE HELLUVA party!!

Music:



Movies:

Anything by Tarantino, Hitchcock, Kubrick(cept Eyes Wide Shut for obvious reasons), and Kevin Smith. Actually I watch just about everything. Everything except musicals, majority of chick flicks(unless there is explicit female nudity and/or an actual believable story), and highly religiously themed movies. I used to go to the movie theatre about once a week.. i have toned that down to about once a month now. Maybe hollyweird will start making movies I am willing to spend $9 to see again, but I doubt it. I am however looking forward to IronMan and Batman. Yes I was a comic geek as a kid. Favorite actors include: Bruce Campbell, Kurt Russell, Brendan Fraser, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Val Kilmer, Bobby DeNiro, Joe Pesci, Harrison Ford, and Keanu Reeves. Im sure there is more.. but im lazy.

Television:

I love to watch Food Network(I am a self taught chef), History Channel, and Discovery Science channel. I still watch cartoons, and I probably always will! Family Guy, Simpsons, well pretty much anything on Adult Swim, and lots of anime top my list. I am a Seinfeld fanatic(not that theres anything wrong with that) and I am in the process of getting the dvds of it. Lets see... Oh and I am a huge wrestling freak. I almost never miss RAW. So if you are tryin to contact me on Mondays.. from 9pm-11:15 i WILL be predisposed. =)

Books:

Authors: Dan Brown, Terry GoodKind, Dean Koontz, Stephen King, HP Lovecraft, George Carlin, Neil Gaiman, Anne McCaffrey, Terry Brooks, and Dante to name a few.

Heroes:

Anyone who lives life to its fullest, and achieves true happiness... and also
Batman
Superman
Green Lantern

My Blog

This is the guy!

Some guys break hearts.... he... he breaks CHESTS!hahaha...
Posted by Phenomenal Doug Mayhem ® - Head Of Security on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:05:00 PST

Its all good in the neighborhood

Alcohol, karaoke, lost hats, and wet fingers.....   but in the end, well.... the title says it all!       "You broke my CHEST!!!!"
Posted by Phenomenal Doug Mayhem ® - Head Of Security on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:53:00 PST

It just makes sense..

flaw - get up again lyrics here we go againa very temperamental process, beginning withall of our excessaffecting our very own ingest, this side ofyou is speechlessoverwhelmed with an abscess, creati...
Posted by Phenomenal Doug Mayhem ® - Head Of Security on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:57:00 PST

Murderer or Martyr

I have a few things to say about the tragedy that happened last weekend involving Chris Benoit and his family. First off, anyone that knows me well at all, knows I am a HUGE wrestling fan. And on top...
Posted by Phenomenal Doug Mayhem ® - Head Of Security on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:30:00 PST

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

The classic AC/DC anthem with some clever editing. Classic! ...
Posted by Phenomenal Doug Mayhem ® - Head Of Security on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:30:00 PST

Fooled by a fool!

Yeah well I came up here to the library with the intention of writing a blog. But now i just really dont feel like it. So this is all you get. HAH! fuckers! i mean suckers!! no wait.. i was right the ...
Posted by Phenomenal Doug Mayhem ® - Head Of Security on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:20:00 PST

Bad News!

for those that care anyways. Ill be offline for an undisclosed amount of time. Im moving and wont have internet access hardly ever, if at all, til i get a computer and get cable hooked up. So a few we...
Posted by Phenomenal Doug Mayhem ® - Head Of Security on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 11:46:00 PST

10 Thoughts on Handjobs

I didn't write this, but DAMN its funny!                            &nbs...
Posted by Phenomenal Doug Mayhem ® - Head Of Security on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 11:50:00 PST

All about me birfday!

You entered: 8/27/1982 Your date of conception was on or about 4 December 1981 which was a Friday. You were born on a Fridayunder the astrological sign Virgo.Your Life path number is 1.The Julian ca...
Posted by Phenomenal Doug Mayhem ® - Head Of Security on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 04:45:00 PST

Just curious..

Answer here if you want.. or you can copy and msg to me. i dont care. Ladies only please..  haha. We will consider this purely hypothetical.   BASICS:Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color and...
Posted by Phenomenal Doug Mayhem ® - Head Of Security on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 10:25:00 PST