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skratte

Back and forth. Forever.

About Me


Want to add me as a friend? Read this:
I used to just add anyone who sent me a request, but then you started up your retarded Whore Trains. So, now I want you to do a little more than just click "add friend". Take the following steps, or end up rotting on my pending requests pages along with everyone else who doesn't read:
1) When adding me, include the words "let's trade cooties" where it allows you to type me a note.
2) Enjoy.
If I don't get an offer for your cooties.. you don't get added. Unless you're a hot chick.
brought to you by the Coalition of People Against Friend Whores
I draw crappy pictures that usually reflect some kind of agonizing inner torment. I cry on the inside. I have dreams about being strangled by large, anime tentacle penises. I wet the bed. I eat dog food and chase it with orange juice. I have a headache. I huff moth balls to get high like they do in France. I wish I was a poster. I enjoy sitting around the house all day in my Sailor Moon costume.

My Interests

art, movies, music, web design, peeing, drawing crappy pictures that reflect the agonizing inner-torment brought about by a world full of lies, godlessness, and boy bands.

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I'd like to meet:

artists: Tim Burton , John K. , Crab Scrambly , Gris Grimly , Mark Ryden , Steve Emond , Roman Dirge , and Jhonen Vasquez , to name a few.
Cavalera Conspiracy - Sanctuary

Sweep the Leg, Johnny!

Ur So Gay

I'm always messing with this profile, somehow. I change the top friends out regularly, so if you're validating your existence based on whether or not you're part of my top 40.. sorry. If it burns you that badly, go ahead and remove me from yours. I'll make sure to catch my tears in a little vial made from the eyes of baby seals and I will send them to you.

Music:

now playing on my magic internet machine:

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Movies:

American Beauty, American History X, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Equilibrium, Gladiator, Gummo, Kill Bill, the Nightmare Before Christmas, Pirates of the Caribbean, the Princess Bride, Private Parts, Reservoir Dogs, Se7en, SLC Punk, Walk the Line
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Television:

Heroes, Family Guy, Prison Break, 24, House, CSI Las Vegas, the Simpsons, South Park, Supernatural, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
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Books:

Beach Music - Pat Conroy || The Green Mile - Stephen King || Ishmael - Daniel Quinn || American Gods - Neil Gaiman || Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett || Choke - Chuck Palahniuk || Daughter of God - Lewis Perdue || Sula - Toni Morrison || Their Eyes Were Watching God - Zora Neale Hurston || The DaVinci Code - Dan Brown
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Heroes:

Dr. Phineas Waldorf Steel, Chuck D, Howard Stern, Jenna Jameson, Larry Flynt, Matt Stone & Trey Parker, Mike Patton, Monty Python, Rob Zombie, Roman Dirge
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My Blog

In Case You Havent Noticed...

...whenever you leave me those "ZOMG BUY ME!" comments, I delete them. I like to save that brand of douchebaggery for FaceBook.See, MySpace is a place where a hundred thousand bands from around the gl...
Posted by skratte on Mon, 19 May 2008 02:10:00 PST

Answering an IM

Oh em gee! Two blog entries in two days! Go read the other one.. the last one. It is more important than this.I was talking to a pal via IM who asked me what the deal is with my "Project Rockstar" pho...
Posted by skratte on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:42:00 PST

Gimme a few seconds...

(Reposted from a bulletin I sent out a couple of nights ago... in case you missed it.)Some pals of mine (one of the hardest working metal bands in the Midwest, USA) are trying to get themselves onto M...
Posted by skratte on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:11:00 PST

From Warm Sun to Ice Storms

I am moving back to Cincinnati, somewhat reluctantly. Since some have asked, I've plotted the course the bus will be taking. Enjoy...>..>..>..>..>MAPCITYARRIVALLAYOVERDEPARTUREALas Vegas, NV..7:50a - ...
Posted by skratte on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:26:00 PST

Casanova Jones & the Dog That Couldn't Bark Straight

That title makes about as much sense as the rest of this will because I have no idea how this will end up. In fact, if you were to ask me, right now, what the point of this was going to be.. I would t...
Posted by skratte on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:39:00 PST

The girl with the face of an Angel says it reminds her of Sin City...

...but here, in the lack of the Sin, I find the departure of the Cym.You know that feeling you get when you're drinking vodka and tequila as a way to pass the time while you wait for your three hits o...
Posted by skratte on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:45:00 PST

Into Dust

Still fallingBreathless and on againInside todayBeside me todayAround broken in two'Till your eyes shedInto dustLike two strangersTurning into dust'Till my hand shook with the way I fearI've sort of b...
Posted by skratte on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:58:00 PST

Stop perpetuating stupidity in your bulletins.

Please.. PLEASE.. before you pass along all those severely retarded emails and chain bulletins, check their validity on Snopes.com. Why do I care?  Well, on one hand, I don't.  I can just s...
Posted by skratte on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:08:00 PST

New survey.. I was bored.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:skratte (sounds like brat)Birthday:October 3rd, 1976Birthplace:Dover, DECurrent Location:Berwyn, ILEye Color:brownHair Color:brownHeight:5'10"Right Handed or Le...
Posted by skratte on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 10:12:00 PST

Hey.. do this for me

~Answer this~ Stolen from Jen 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and expl...
Posted by skratte on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST